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i was torn between using you or stevenash as the punchline. I guess if I wanted to be anatomically correct I could have used myself...

Kobe is leading the UAA 16u in 3 pointers made.

Three midgets meet in the waiting room of Guiness Book of World Records. They begin speaking about why each is there. The first says, "I'm here because I believe I have the world's smallest hands." The second says, "I'm here because I believe I have the world's smallest feet." The third says, "I'm here because I believe I have the world's smallest genitals." Just then, they are all called back to their respective rooms for measurements. After a few minutes, they meet back in the lobby. The first midget shouts, "Yes! I have the world's smallest hands!" The second exclaims, "Yippee! I made the book too! I have the world's smallest feet!" The third angrily asks, "Who the heck is REBgp?!?!?!"

Aggy not smart enough to grasp it. Aggy wants to be relevant. Aggy doesn't understand that no matter what happens, UT embodies relevant.

I couldn't stop laughing at the first part where the Aggies won a National Championship! I didn't know there was more joke after that!

They ran out of innings, Pats. Innings. C'mon man, get it right!* *Outs also acceptable usage here in lame aggy sayings...

Nor ACC! ACC! ACC! Nor Big 10! Big 10! Big10! Nor PAC 12! PAC 12! PAC 12! i think it must just be habit with those "who like to keep it in the family"

Two teams in the final 4 > no teams in the Final Four. And they can chant Big 12-2 all they want (I think they are just trying to brag about being able to recite simple math) but we clearly upgraded from the trash we slung the $EC's way. And addition by subtraction. One of life's great principles...

And at least he's apparently officially eliminated aggy. Wasn't going to get snookered twice...

And point out where I said, "and let's make a big bet on it! You can have the field!" And they are "THE" favorite. That is correct. But that doesn't mean I want to bet against the field. Just like I am assuming when you declared "Art Briles will NOT be fired," that wasn't an offer to take all bets that he would be fired. Probably saving you money anyway.

He's taking some trips. The only reason he stuck with Baylor to begin with is that Texas was too late to the party. I would be more shocked than I would be with Hudson if Kam doesn't end up in Austin. And I can't blame him for wanting to do some free traveling over his summer. Remains to be seen what kind of impact he would make on the field but he does have elite speed and quickness (speaking of Ranonce). And there is no doubt he's a great kid. Would love to see him as a Longhorn regardless.

Ok big time. And of course you want to make monetary bets where you get the field I am merely reporting that my understanding is The University of Texas is a favorite to land him.

Not spewing. Just letting you save your money . You could be right though. I would do a signature bet however. Nothing crass or crude. If he goes aggy, something along the lines of "AAW is always right and I'm not" or vice versa if he goes longhorn

Glad you can work Google and find a few articles about some nutjobs. But if you are trying to argue that UT and A&M are similar in their diversity and social leanings, you are more delusional than we thought. I could post the name of multiple former athletes at aggyland who experienced similar incidents but it's not my place. Try harder Edit:. Haven't met Michael Bennett but add him to the list [Hidden Content]

Keep em. Wouldn't want to lose our biggest rival. And speaking of, who could forget 77-0?

I didn't read the link for fear of viruses but to answer the thread title, in a word, YES

The thing about a visit to Collie Station is that is often more beneficial to the other school's recruiting someone than aggy. One, the place is a dump. And two, stuff like this might happen: [Hidden Content]

That's what I hear. Instead of betting, I would like you to definitively state he will not be going to Texas (in the same fashion Briles won't get fired at Baylor).

Neither is 74-36. So at least we upgraded the spot in the conference. Your stink is the sec's problem now...

I prefer a coach that has moderate success which prompts you gomers to immediately sign him to a big extension before you realize he's not that great. And I really prefer it when it happens like 3 times in a row. You goobs are like Bart Simpson with the stove...

We enjoy the competition. We enjoy having relevant rivals.

Hey Mack, surprised TCU is racing past little brother aggy in baseball now too? I didn't realize how badly we dominated you guys for a century in that sport as well. The running away may not have just been for football purposes. But thanks again, we all appreciate the upgrade with the Horned Frogs!

BUT maybe the drunkard Sumblin can fake him into a commitment again. That worked really well last time

And a better choice this time. Sorry Mackie. We're back to you guys can have who we let you have. Pat's coming to Austin. Sorry bud.

Agreed! My favorite pick for value was Davis - and like you say, promptly traded him. The only benefit is that it is a protected lottery pick. However, don't see the Clippers in the lottery anytime soon.