Peppermint Patty

Mallet looked like crap tonight-3 possessions, 3 scores.

It's a long way to February. Don't count your four star chickens before they hatch.

Xfinity channel 715. Can't tell the difference from this channel and every other ESPN channel recently. All SEC, all the time.

Andre is at the end of his career. He has not been healthy for the past few years. If Mallet is as good as is rumored, I would make that trade in a heartbeat. I don't think New England is going to give up Brady's insurance policy for an aging receiver.

Who else has asked to be traded?

Finally getting paid above the table. Chip Brown (@ChipBrownHD) tweeted at 0:04 PM on Thu, Aug 14, 2014: #Texas spokesman Gary Susswein just told me Vince Young's salary will be $100,000 working in his new job at #UT. More at @HornsDigest

I'll leave the obvious aggie joke on the table.

They don't have the ability to set your DVR online? I know with Xfinity I can set a recording from anywhere.

Sounds about right.

Not going to happen. Fitzpatrick is beter than Hoyer. Hell, Hoyer will be the starter in Cleveland sooner or later.

Tampa Bay won a Super Bowl without a QB. That's not Houstons biggest problem. Secondary is awful and the o-line is bad.

Define "prosper".

John should fit right in with this group. YOLO

Hard Knocks is awesome. This year, when I watch Coach Tice, I get the feeling he wants to be the head coach.

People love a good train wreck. Please let him start, please.

Please tell me you're not talking about He Who Shall Not Be Named? This team is more than one player away from being competitive (and that guy would not have helped anyway).

Real bad, Michael Jackson. Yikes!

"Scrong". Classic!

Is that an online class?

Brandon Wheeland quotes? Really? 21 year old homer (and GCM grad).

We're going to need a bigger boat.

Johnny 3 and Out. Wish I could have seen that. Unfortunately this chemo room at MD Anderson does not carry the Johnny Channel. Thankfully NBC Sports feels obligated to tweet John Boys every move.

Why would anyone want to watch some teams sloppy seconds QB. I'll call him a cab when it's over.

If these coaches are truly worth all the money they make, why should they care? Shouldn't they be able to beat anyone on the field? Hypocrites!

Transfer rules are a joke. Students athletes that are in good standing academicaly should be able to transfer at anytime to any school they choose. You should only be required to sit out a year if you have academic issues.