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SmashMouth

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  1. Lmao. Well, to be honest, my abduction was never formally documented. You see, my mother in law (who could pass for an alien) forced me to do things too horrible to mention on this family channel. A probe was definitely on the agenda.
  2. Lmao. You are correct. I didn’t want to confuse anyone to think their ice chest or drink cup had been vaccinated. That would have been plain silly.
  3. I just heard a Bigfoot got the China Virus and died AFTER he had been vaccinated & boostered. It was a pretty credible story too. It happened to be written by alien researchers performing a routine anal probe of the creature on a spaceship hovering over the Bermuda Triangle. If I’m not mistaken, JFK and Elvis where in attendance during the procedure.
  4. I disabled mine. It kept interfering with hog and rabbit hunting at night.
  5. Well, regarding fast food, I don’t care what they’re putting in a double meat double cheese Whataburger all the way, I’m not turning it down. Yes, I know they sold the company. Luckily it still tastes the same. Breakfast on a bun (BOB) ranchero style is pretty good too after a long night.
  6. I have an even better idea. Put people back to work and build chips here instead of importing from Communist China. Don’t throw away an opportunity. Make an opportunity.
  7. Said somebody’s mama.
  8. That’s pretty damned odd… Unless Tesla had a good back stock of chips already.
  9. That’s a helluva story.
  10. I read it. Y’all know I believe in free choice. I just think unhealthy folks should think about getting vaccinated. I’m willing to bet my life that many more at risk people die from the China Virus than from the vaccine. For the record, I like reading Reagan’s posts, but I think they lose credibility from the countless crap that gets referenced.
  11. I picked Huffman to win, but I sure hope the Bears prove me wrong.
  12. Young with lots of injuries. Still small. Spread offense is working with their current personnel. Gonna be tough against physically bigger faster teams though.
  13. What about the unvaccinated ones who lethally get China Virus for the first time?
  14. Heck yeah.
  15. Yep. Hataway out for the year. He went ahead and had shoulder surgery so he can be ready for basketball. That’s a huge loss for their DE spot.
  16. Tuesday night was $1 for the whole car at Showtown Drive-In. Mama would pop a trash bag full of popcorn and bring us to the movies. It’s what we could afford. Bologna sandwiches and popcorn and a movie for 5 people for less than 2 bucks. I can still smell the green coil mosquito “piqs” burning on the dash. Mama smoked in the car on the way, none of us wore seat belts and the red dye in our kool-aid that she packed in washed out milk jugs was later banned as a carcinogen. Some of the best times in my life.
  17. I knew (know) their family. Odd group of folks…
  18. Yep. I should’ve said the article that “he” posted. Sorry.
  19. Nope. Not at all. I believe in personal choice. I just thought the article you posted was very informative.
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