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I love Lou Holtz.
"A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you. "

"No one has ever drowned in sweat."

"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."

"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose."

"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." -- Leo Durocher

"If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot." -- Dean Smith


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Coach Ed Peveto - He got all the athletes together his 1st day at Coldspring and with his left hand, he put his middle finger on top of his index finger and squeezed to make an oval. He said "Boys, let me give you some advice. Leave this alone! It will get you in trouble every time."
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