Saturday Morning Headlines 9/19/09

[BMTSoulja1]

Lot of teams with a Bye.  Don't matter.  Let's get it!

[shorttexas1]

Mayweather to Continue His Rampage on the Boxing World!

[BMTSoulja1]

ttt

[MrUmp1]

Ump stays up till one in the morning doing stats. Heads to Colorado Mountains for WOS Off Week !!!

[speveto]

JASPER, COULDA, SHOULDA, WOULDA.

[w]

JASPER, COULDA, SHOULDA, WOULDA.

LOL ;D

[SgtRey]

BRUIN'S DEFENSE TURNS INTO A HURRICANE AND DAMAGE IKE 35-14!!  Experts say death toll may be in the millions!!!

[AggiesAreWe]

" Local weatherman caught stealing printers and printing paper" (sites he was only doing it for the benefit of a local sports website)

" KFDM files grievance on local sports website, claims they could not get any high school scores for their scoreboard show"

[raideroldtimer]

L-TOWN, VIDOR AND PNG MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT UNDEFEATED!!!!THEY ALL TAKE THE NIGHT OFF.

THE BROOK SPANKED AGAIN BY ANOTHER HOUSTON TEAM!!!!......CHILD ABUSE CHARGES PENDING.

BEAUMONT SURPRISE GOING TO TOTALLY ONLINE PUBLICATION....EDITOR REPORTS "SOMEONE STOLE OUR CRAYONS".

I-PREPS TO BE SOLD TO CONGRESSIONAL RECORDS!!!ACURRACY PURPORTED TO BE ABOUT THE SAME AS CONGRESS'.

OZEN MAKES IT THROUGH FRIDAY WITHOUT LOSING!.....OH WAIT, THEY WERE OFF TOO.

IT'S OFFICIAL! SILSBEE BREAKS RECORD FOR THE 50 YARD DASH........IN REVERSE!!!

[SgtRey]

THE OLD TIMER POSTS REALLY BIG SO SOMEBODY WILL LISTEN!!!

If you need a hug ask a fellow haider... :

[liltex]

Help Wanted:Bmt.Entersurprize Sports Reporter. ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

West Brook plays Tina Turner and smacks Ike around...

A huge porcupine found...  No wait, it was a bear with 10,000 arrows in it's hide...

Charges filed when a gold bulldog got kicked to death.  Autopsies found that it was hoof prints from a Mustang?  

How ironic. Same kind of animal cruelty case found in Jasper.  Officials suspect the same culprit.

Those Lions from Livingston roar loud.  Scare off their rival (oponent)

Hailstone and Lighning brought down on some houston team by the Titans of Port Arthur

Central Football Team get restraining order against Jeff Matthews for 2 weeks.

[eaba26]

Hull-Daisetta gets into the Win column with 32-20 victory over Kountze.

[Bucof2010]

Buccaneers seen throwing longhorn overboard and roasting hawks.

[raideroldtimer]

West Brook plays Tina Turner and smacks Ike around...

A huge porcupine found...  No wait, it was a bear with 10,000 arrows in it's hide...

Charges filed when a gold bulldog got kicked to death.  Autopsies found that it was hoof prints from a Mustang?  

How ironic. Same kind of animal cruelty case found in Jasper.  Officials suspect the same culprit.

Those Lions from Livingston roar loud.  Scare off their rival (oponent)

Hailstone and Lighning brought down on some houston team by the Titans of Port Arthur

Central Football Team get restraining order against Jeff Matthews for 2 weeks.

LOL  ;D

[raideroldtimer]

BREAKING NEWS!!! RYKER BRINGS DOWN TWO BUFFALOES WITH ONE SHOT AND A BRONCO!!!.....COLORADO COACH CONSIDERING PRESSING CHARGES,

lmao  ;D :

[Guest JustAPlayersMom]

Kanya West attempts to make a surprise appearance at Silsbee stadium Friday night but gets attacked by a local football mom.  Microphone had to be surgically removed from Mr. West rectum.

More details in tomorrows Beaumont Enterprise.

[T-daddy]

Jasper blows out wos in the dog and pony show..

[Gabe]

Here is the SETX headline of the Week:

"Mike, Kerry finally duke it out. SETXsports.com server has more room after all past posts from those two is deleted."

[AggiesAreWe]

Here is the SETX headline of the Week:

"Mike, Kerry finally duke it out. SETXsports.com server has more room after all past posts from those two is deleted."

What mod is going to volunteer to delete all 60,000+ posts made by Kerry? ;D

[liltex]

Tidal wave rolls into Beaumont,sharks spotted @ Academy/Gander Mtn.later ripping of yds.off line of scrimmage.Last seen @ Pappadeaux's to feed as tide rolls out.

[Guest rykerx144]

BREAKING NEWS!!! RYKER BRINGS DOWN TO BUFFALOES WITH ONE SHOT AND A BRONCO!!!.....COLORADO COACH CCONSIDERING PRESSING CHARGES,

lmao  ;D :

;D ;D

[Guest rykerx144]

WOS squeaks by Jasper in overtime with no penalties!! 

When asked why it was so close they complained about the lack of parking and the long drive!

[SgtRey]

West Brook plays Tina Turner and smacks Ike around...

A huge porcupine found...  No wait, it was a bear with 10,000 arrows in it's hide...

Charges filed when a gold bulldog got kicked to death.  Autopsies found that it was hoof prints from a Mustang?  

How ironic. Same kind of animal cruelty case found in Jasper.  Officials suspect the same culprit.

Those Lions from Livingston roar loud.  Scare off their rival (oponent)

Hailstone and Lighning brought down on some houston team by the Titans of Port Arthur

Central Football Team get restraining order against Jeff Matthews for 2 weeks.

LOL  ;D

What's love got to do....got to do with it!!.. :D

[BUC EM UP]

Hawks seen on buccaneers' shoulders saying "polly want a cracker" after a 28-21 loss.