YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ........

[Hagar]

Your luggage comes out of a box labeled Hefty.

[LumRaiderFan]

You go to your family reunion to meet women.

[bullets13]

you cut your grass and found a car.

[Hagar]

Loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

[baddog]

Your family tree doesn't fork.

[baddog]

Your front porch collapses and kills three dogs.

[LumRaiderFan]

27 minutes ago, baddog said:

Your front porch collapses and kills three dogs.

Lol...been there...not the collapse,  just the dogs.

[LumRaiderFan]

Your retirement financial plan is to win the lottery. 

[baddog]

You've ever been too drunk to fish.

[Hagar]

You think Boones Farm Strawberry Hill is the best wine ever made.

[tvc184]

7 hours ago, LumRaiderFan said:

Your retirement financial plan is to win the lottery. 

There sure must be a lot of rednecks.............. 

[LumRaiderFan]

36 minutes ago, tvc184 said:

There sure must be a lot of rednecks.............. 

Yep...many of them disappointed about their retirement plan. 

[Hagar]

If you're job was to sit in the backseat of the Plymouth and watch the goat while your parents shop at a garage sale. 

[Hagar]

I read thru a bunch of Jeffs.   This to good not to post.

Anyone in your family ever hollered, "Come n heer & lookat this fore I flush it", you might be a redneck.  

[RETIREDFAN1]

You play fantasy NASCAR and fantasy bass fishing......l.l

[Hagar]

5 minutes ago, Colmesneilfan1 said:

You play fantasy NASCAR and fantasy bass fishing......l.l

I played a bass fishing game with my son lol

[baddog]

If you post on a "You might be a redneck" thread. Lol

[Hagar]

32 minutes ago, baddog said:

If you post on a "You might be a redneck" thread. Lol

Lol, got me again  

[LumRaiderFan]

12 hours ago, REBgp said:

I played a bass fishing game with my son lol

hmmmm.....uh oh.  

[Hagar]

10 hours ago, LumRaiderFan said:

hmmmm.....uh oh.  

Lol, hate to ruin my rep, but I fit way to many of these post  

[LumRaiderFan]

1 hour ago, REBgp said:

Lol, hate to ruin my rep, but I fit way to many of these post  

Me too.  

[NDNation]

You prefer car keys to Qtips.

 

I use paperclips at work..lol When your ear itches..ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

 

[Hagar]

2 hours ago, NDNation said:

You prefer car keys to Qtips.

 

I use paperclips at work..lol When your ear itches..ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

 

Or as they use to say, Scratch where it itches.  

 

[Hagar]

If you think a good steak is made out of oak instead of pine.

If you think Ramen noodles is a gourmet meal.

[Hagar]

If your momma dips skoal and keeps a spitcup on here ironing board.