2016 CFB Longhorns

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

3 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

However, Toledo is pretty tough.

Top25 team. Was UT ranked last year? Seems like years ago. 

[TxHoops]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Won the Texas Bowl versus an amateur team in 2014, only thing is we didnt make up a banner: the box score did.

We don't brag about playing or winning 3rd tier level bowls either.  But when you've played in the biggest of games, that's what happens.  Like when Arkansas did that one time in 1964...

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

1 minute ago, TxHoops said:

We don't brag about playing or winning 3rd tier level bowls either.  But when you've played in the biggest of games, that's what happens.  Like when Arkansas did that one time in 1964...

Oh like Iowa State? 

[Peppermint Patty]

1 minute ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Top25 team. Was UT ranked last year? Seems like years ago. 

Really? It's Toledo. You lost to Toledo. You can't spin that one. It will always be Toledo. You're in the SEC. You're not supposed to lose to Toledo. Ever.

UT was rank, not ranked. 

[TxHoops]

1 minute ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Oh like Iowa State? 

Yes, you've had the same amount of championships and title appearances in the last 50+ years as Iowa State.  Congrats?

[TxHoops]

Ok, I gotta stop ripping on Arky.  My better half's family is from there, my father in law played there under Broyles, and my man Clinton is from there.  Other than their current coach is a fat perv (which may be better than the skinny perv he replaced), I generally don't have an issue with the Hogs. 

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

8 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

Really? It's Toledo. You lost to Toledo. You can't spin that one. It will always be Toledo. You're in the SEC. You're not supposed to lose to Toledo. Ever.

UT was rank, not ranked. 

Top25 team. They would've beaten that crap turd from Austin last year, yall got shut out by Iowa State. Not Iowa, not Iowa School of the Blind, IOWA STATE. LMAO! John L. Smith wouldn't have lost to Iowa State. Good grief 

[TxHoops]

Needs to worry more about aggy than your former SWC daddy.  If I'm not mistaken, arky is one team aggy hasn't lost against since joining the SEC.  Although it has been closer of late than when the Ags almost hung 60 and won by half a hundred in their SEC debut against the piggies...

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

10 minutes ago, TxHoops said:

Needs to worry more about aggy than your former SWC daddy.  If I'm not mistaken, arky is one team aggy hasn't lost against since joining the SEC.  Although it has been closer of late than when the Ags almost hung 60 and won by half a hundred in their SEC debut against the piggies...

Bret wasn't coaching. Big difference. But he was coaching December 29th 2014 though. 

[Peppermint Patty]

18 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Top25 team. They would've beaten that crap turd from Austin last year, yall got shut out by Iowa State. Not Iowa, not Iowa School of the Blind, IOWA STATE. LMAO! John L. Smith wouldn't have lost to Iowa State. Good grief 

Based on who makes bowl games from the SEC, Iowa State makes a bowl game last year if they are in the SEC.

 

[Peppermint Patty]

1 minute ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Bret wasn't coaching. Big difference. But he was coaching December 29th 2014 though. 

and with a average sized boner.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

5 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

Based on who makes bowl games from the SEC, Iowa State makes a bowl game last year if they are in the SEC.

 

Incorrect. But they did win their version of a bowl game shutting out that pathetic piece of bevo last yr. 

[Peppermint Patty]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Incorrect. But they did win their version of a bowl game shutting out that pathetic piece of bevo last yr. 

Yes. They probably got a trophy for that one. It means something to beat the University of Texas. Some schools write songs about it. Plus, it gets people all erotic and such.

[TxHoops]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Bret wasn't coaching. Big difference. But he was coaching December 29th 2014 though. 

December 29th, 2014.  The second biggest day in piggy history (I assume) behind their sole championship exactly 50 years earlier.  

And poor Bert hasn't beaten aggy either.  Or is "taking aggy to OT" good enough for the hogs?  If he needs help, I can probably get him Case McCoy's number...

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

6 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

and with a average sized boner.

Aggy way of thinking, makes sense now, one in the same. Shorthorns & Aggy make a great couple of inbreds. lol no wonder why yall miss each other. 

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

3 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

Yes. They probably got a trophy for that one. It means something to beat the University of Texas. Some schools write songs about it. Plus, it gets people all erotic and such.

59yards. 

[Peppermint Patty]

Bret Buliminea- 2014 Cotton Bowl

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

2 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

Bret Buliminea- 2014 Cotton Bowl

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Looks like Dylan Haines, yalls player. 

[TxHoops]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Aggy way of thinking, makes sense now, one in the same. Shorthorns & Aggy make a great couple of inbreds. lol no wonder why yall miss each other. 

You do realize that your team comes from the state that gave us "Deliverance"?

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

1 minute ago, TxHoops said:

You do realize that your team comes from the state that gave us "Deliverance"?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre rings a bell

[Peppermint Patty]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Looks like Dylan Haines, yalls player. 

Dylan Haines is afraid of contact. Even with himself.

[Peppermint Patty]

6 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre rings a bell

"Sling Blade"?

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

7 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

Dylan Haines is afraid of contact. Even with himself.

Sorta like yall defense versus Arkansas in 2014 and against most teams in 2015. 

[Whoopi Goldberg's Lips]

1 minute ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Sorta like yall defense versus Arkansas in 2014 and against most teams in 2015. 

Or yours vs. Tceh last year at home?

[Peppermint Patty]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Sorta like yall defense versus Arkansas in 2014 and against most teams in 2015. 

That is correct. Texas was bad.