Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Don't be such a pessimist, Mack.  I have full confidence that you guys will make a run all the way to the cockroaches again.

It was typical post visit hoopla. Chaisson is ours to lose.

You're thinking of Cumbie...but the point remains.  If given the opportunity, would you have taken that job last year knowing Charlie's seat was that red-hot?  I know I wouldn't have...Giblets did an admirable job, and look where that got him.  On the soup line with everybody else.

Kendall Sheffield just committed to tOSU...friggin Meyer is killing Texas this year.

Really though, aggy is all like "Stupid sips can't please a steer, what are they thinking?" Amirite mack?

#devotedtoacause lulz

That's what I'm scared of right there.

Peacocks are $EC ready though...so what's your point?

You saw where pig's DC it's going to minnie with Fleck? Wonder if that will help us with Calloway? That would be a nice pick up.

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or if you're actually defending them? 

$EC network is gonna be glorious today. I've got it on DVR for the tears

PhatMack is not a Mod.
He is an aggy. That's much worse.

Bamer didn't lose, they just ran out of Freshwater! Ha!
I'm gonna have some fun with some pig fans today at the boat show. They were all chanting $EC $EC $EC last night. They're gonna get themselves a good little dose today!
 

Speaking of which:

Here's a nice little pickup straight from aggyville.  And by aggyville, I mean the only place in the world where an ice cream factory owned and operated by a bunch of aggy would risk giving the US population Listeria...twice!

I watched it. He's very well spoken, especially for a white guy. He had the media creaming their drawers the whole time.

I would love to go to the Coliseum to see UT vs. USC, but alas, I'm a poor:

I would love to go to the Coliseum to see UT vs. USC, but alas, I'm a poor:

Don't know him, but name sounds disgusting (nutria). I don't see anyone making proclamations like this now. We're just aspiring for 8-5 seasons, my friend lol...

Chip Brown:
Sources: Stan Drayton will be RB coach

Just confirmed with a source close to the situation Chicago Bears RB coach Stan Drayton, who served as RB coach at Ohio State while Tom Herman was OC in Columbus, will be RBs coach at Texas.

Drayton, who coached Ezekiel Elliott at Ohio State under Urban Meyer (2012-14), is considered a top-level recruiter.

Expect an announcement in the next 24 hours, I'm told.

As much as the B1G was hyped all season, they really showed their true colors this bowl season.  4 teams in the top 10 and they have one win to show for it.

tOSU fans would've spit on Jesus as he dragged a cross through Jerusalem.  I wouldn't read too much into that.  It's still going to be Herman's offense, he's just going to give us a big boost in recruiting and take some ownership once Herman feels confident, imo.

He wasn't the play caller this year.  Warriner handled that for tOSU.  He was Co-coordinator and QB coach.  You're right about the recruiting aspect though.  He's a beast on the trail and will help Herman keep these 5* recruits home going forward.  They'll still be a few that want to spread their wings and go OOS, but the majority should be staying home.  It's an indictment on all of the Texas universities what has happened the past few years.

No love for Bedford?  I thought he was your old classmate at Beaumont Hebert??