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  1. 1.  I don't work at Subway or any restaraunt that has a fry machine.  The background checks in those places are way too rigorous. 

    2.  I ride my bike to BH everyday.  There are a lot of cans to be collected and when I sweat it smells like the nectar of the gods.  BH women often confuse the sweet aroma of Tyrone's nectar for the scent of money.  This is a win-win for all involved.

    3.  Visitor stands?  I'll be the obnoxious guy in the purple sweatpants right in the middle of the BH faithful.  I will laugh while staining my shirt and frittering away all of your hard earned tax dollars on nachoes, coca-cola, and candy.

    4.  It's great that BH has improved, but I doubt that the kicking game, special teams, or qb play will surpass that of the Broncos.  Not a knock on BH, I just doubt that Carranco or Herrera will get out played in those areas of the game. The jury is out on the BH defense, but if you hold Dayton to 53 or less you get a feather for your cap.

    5. The Dayton secondary is what will make this game embarrassing for the Eagles.  When BH falls behind 21-0, they will be forced to pass to keep hope alive or play to lose by running the ball to eat clock. Pick 6.  Pick 6. Pick 6.  Especially if you try to throw short routes underneath. 

    6.  Whoooooooooooo.....(in my best ric flair voice)

  2. To all the women on the Hill, I'm going to spend all week cleaning up my shante so you'll feel comfortable.  There may be a considerable line for an audience with Biggums.  My suggestion would be to apply a liberal amount of DEET to your skin because the mosquitos are pretty tough. And no, there is no need to worry, I don't mind it one bit when womens be smelling like bug spray. Now if you want to move to the head of the line, I suggest that you slather yourself up with meat drippings or bbq sauce prior to arrival.  If there is anything Tyrone loves more than a sweet BH lady that smells like bug spray, it's a sweet BH lady that smells like Bar-B-Q.



  3. [quote name="BHFAN" post="1058758" timestamp="1316229970"]
    [quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=88383.msg1058754#msg1058754 date=1316229651]
    oh, u got rhymes now? don't make utilize slant rhyme or iambic anything up in this sumbuck.

    BHFANS have lots of hope,
    their heart says win
    their head says nope

    They think they can
    They think they will
    until they realize,
    they're Barbers Hill

    So practice hard,
    believe you're great
    and when the anthem plays,
    don't be late

    [quote author=BHFAN link=topic=88383.msg1058726#msg1058726 date=1316228589]
    I'll throw the first BH post out.  ;D

    Dayton sucks
    Purple Sucks
    Ike Sucks
    Elkins Suck
    Tyron's mom ............well............ is  a very nice lady 8)
    [/quote]
    [/quote]

    Nice rap G ;D Well ladies and Octfeb its bed time for me! Got some football in the morning to attend ;D
    [/quote]

    Speaking of ladies, how's the wife doing and what time are you leaving in the morning?    [move][size=8pt]ZING[/size][/move]
  4. oh, u got rhymes now? don't make utilize slant rhyme or iambic anything up in this sumbuck.

    BHFANS have lots of hope,
    their heart says win
    their head says nope

    They think they can
    They think they will
    until they realize,
    they're Barbers Hill

    So practice hard,
    believe you're great
    and when the anthem plays,
    don't be late

    [quote name="BHFAN" post="1058726" timestamp="1316228589"]
    I'll throw the first BH post out.  ;D

    Dayton sucks
    Purple Sucks
    Ike Sucks
    Elkins Suck
    Tyron's mom ............well............ is  a very nice lady 8)
    [/quote]
  5. And now, the game that we have all been waiting for.

    [move][color=purple][size=24pt]THE SMACK IS BACK[/size][/color][/move]

    I will start with this.  IF Dayton hung 44 on Eisenhower, how many points do you think the Broncos will score against the Eagles?  I'm going to start with a nice round number, something like 54 at the very least. 

    Fly away Eagles, you want no part of what is coming next Friday night.
  6. [quote name="BHFAN" post="1020414" timestamp="1308849398"]
    [quote author=I dont play well with Jaguars link=topic=85080.msg1020411#msg1020411 date=1308846732]
    [quote author=BHFAN link=topic=85080.msg1020401#msg1020401 date=1308845288]
    [quote author=panamamyers link=topic=85080.msg1020315#msg1020315 date=1308796281]
    Exactly.
    It was probably 19-7 at the time.  That would have made it 19-14 late in the game.
    I'm not saying Lee should have won or deserved to win, because Lee was an absolutely, downright, deplorable team last year.
    I'm just saying that it's not like Barbers Hill rolled all over them like Dayton did to Lee.
    [/quote]

    I with ya Panama! Dayton would have not beaten us by a 100 if we could have gotten that 1st down in the 4th with 2 minutes to go  ;D Man Dayton was lucky 8)
    [/quote]I think Dayton might hang 70 on the Ant Mound this year.  :D
    [/quote]

    I can't explain what happened last year. All I can say is it was early in the season under a brand new O and D scheme with new coaches + 9 turnovers. Even Dayton’s State team didn't beat the Eagles by that much! Dayton had its year that it beat the Eagles like a step child, but it will not become an annual event I Guarantee you.
    [/quote]

    What happened last year?  oh yeah, BH got pooped on because that new coach was running his head and it worked out about as well for him as a hot cup of coffee getting poured on your junk.  Last year is over,  just try to convince BH to come take this year's whooping in a prompt manner (before the national anthem). 

    Oh
  7. [quote name="fwstangs" post="1017847" timestamp="1307811322"]
    [quote author=Scalp'em link=topic=84700.msg1016312#msg1016312 date=1307192430]
    The comments sure were negative on Green.
    [/quote]

    Folks were just trying to point out that he was out of position and was not a D1 Qback. Good luck to him - great athlete!
    [/quote]

    Nebraska wanted a ball control, rushing quarterback that allowed their defense to catch a breather.  Cody can make d1 defenses pay with his legs,but it's more of a wide open spaces type of thing.  He needs an offense that let's him throw first and run second. What year is the Griffin kid going into this year?
  8. who farted?



    [move]                                                                                                                                                              [size=10pt]another stellar post from yours truly, tyrone p biggums  [/size]                                                                                                          [/move]
  9. Can we get some Samoans or at that very least some Eastern Islanders?  I will also take some really fast Africans and some super strong transfers from the Eastern Bloc. 

    The broncos need to step up their transfer game.  I would also like to see all under utilized talent in the area go ahead and transfer so they can shine in the purple and white....just sayin'.
  10. Yeah, you've got some length on that team and some shooters....I just don't get the system.  JV looks really good. I would like to see a winning team at some point.  There has been a serious drought in Broncoland when it comes to hooping.  I just don't get how you don't make a run with some of the athletes that have come through over the years.

    I know my ticket is only 3 bucks, but this has been no bueno lately.
  11. If you had a squad with 6 or 7 players that can dunk easily, would you run an offense based primarily on outside shooting.  The team has 3 players that are 6'5" plus and several players that rattle the rim.  Gamal Fowler is pretty good and they have two point guards that are pretty nice.  Why aren't the Broncos playing an inside out game that focuses on the two tall twins and booth?  I think the talent is there, but the system is wrong for the players that are on the court. I just don't get it.  Not knocking the coaching, but the system seems ill suited to the talent available.  I want to see a winner in all sports.  The B-Ball team hurts my heart.

    Heres a thought:  Focus on defense and have your bigs crash the boards.  Keep booth at the free throw line and let the tall twins cut to the basket and pick for each other. Fowler has game. Let him set up for the three and drive when it's not there on the kickout.  The points can shoot, and the one with the ball handling skills can knock down the mid range jumper.  c'mon guys. 

    PLEASE PLEasE PLEaSe.....win a district game for Tyrone....the talent is there, let's get this thing going.

    BTW....the JV squad can be nasty if they keep balling together.
  12. [quote name="football04" post="957316" timestamp="1296330800"]
    All of you guy's that think Coach Stewart is going to still give halftime speech's and call play's from the press box are mistaken, when you turn over the football head coaching job you are giving up control of the team. You may have conversations with the head coach from time to time but you will not be involved in the game planning from week to week games unless you are ask and you will not be calling plays, you will sit back and let your coaching staff coach, there is a reason he is retireing from coaching and it is not so he can show up on friday's and take over.
    [/quote]

    I would think that he will be as involved as much as necessary to keep his legacy in tact.  I'm looking forward to seeing how his influence helps the coaching staff and the team reach their full potential.
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