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  3. Poor BH

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    just an excerpt, for those who don't want to read the whole thing...

    Re: The Hill is for Real
    « Reply #139 on: September 16, 2010, 01:16:37 PM »
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    Quote from: bh89-2 on September 16, 2010, 11:48:52 AM
    Quote from: raideroldtimer on September 15, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
    Quote from: BrenhamFan on September 15, 2010, 02:26:35 PM
    Quote from: Tyrone_Biggums on September 15, 2010, 01:48:38 PM
    Brenham Fan...You should buy a tunnel modeled after Bessie the Blue Bell cow.  Only make sure the team runs out of the tail end instead of the head.  I believe this would intimidate any team from the start.

    Indeed... 
    Or you could have her sitting up and the players could squirt out of the udders.....

    I was in Dayton yesterday evening and I can confirm they have already instituted this change.  There were a lot of "Bessie" types all over.  Just wanted to share a brief moment in time for you, in an effort to draw a picture for those who have never been to Dayton.   

    I stopped at the NEW Shell station just down 321 from the high school and middle school.  I grabed a bag of ice and was only in the store for 3 minutes.  Here is what I experienced:

    * A woman (A.K.A. "Bessie") pulled up in a S-10 pick-up with a red hood, green left fender, and beige bed.  She had a fuzzy carpeted dash and a bed full of old tires.  She was wearing pink shorts that appeared to be cut-off warm-up pants, a white "wife-beater" shirt, no bra, cowboy boots, and purchased 2 bush beers. 

    * Next in line was a guy who was obviously drunk.  He stepped up to the cash register, then mumbled something and stepped (well stumbled) away.  I stepped up and paid for my ice while listening to him try and hold a meaningful conversation with a well dressed man who had his son with him.  I am guessing the well dressed man was trying to pass through Dayton and did not belong there.

    * While pulling out of the store parking lot, there was a very heavyset woman running accross the road carrying a small chile on her hip.  She had a plastic grocery bag uner her other arm.  She was wearing flip-flops that did not match and was yelling something to a guy accross the street.  The guy she was yelling too was a white guy who was wearing army boots, long camo shorts, and no shirt.  He was running back and forth in the yard pulling a bull-dog on a short rope.  The two got in a heated exchange and the guy appeared to be trying to get his dog after her.  There was another woman standing in the trailer door yelling somehting as well.

    * Around the corner I passed the school administration building and was to meet a friend who had invited me for dinner.  I have not seen this friend in a while, so was not sure what to expect.  I called his phone to see if I had my direction right, and unfortunately I did.  I was directed to a city housing project just down from the school administration building.  This did not exactly look like a place to be after dark, if you know what I mean. Upon arriving I found he, both his x-wifes, and numerous other people who were outside playing touch football.  After both his x-wifes flirted with me, I proceeded in the house, ate a steak and watched Survivor on his x-wife #2 60-inch LCD TV. 

    * After dinner I was worried about surviving the patch between her apartment to my car.  I went outside and felt much more comfortable.  There were 3 DPC cars, 4 Dayton police cars, and a few constables at the appartment accross the drive-way.  Upon leaving I rolled my window down and asked the cop who was talking to the car in front of me if I needed to stop for anything.  The cop laughed and said, boy that's a first.  Nobody stops from this place so we can see who's inside or what they are doing. 

    P.S.  The kids and adults playing football were not very good.     

    [b] TYRONE'S RESPONSE    [/b]   


    Dang smoking baby, why you gots to be all reporting troof on my peoples and what not?

    So, while smoking baby was hanging out with my peoples in Dayton, I took a field trip to the realest hill in America.  Heres what I saw:

    It all started at their one stop light, the only stop light on the realest hill in America.  I next went to the Dollar General to pick up some of those fine BH women.  Apparently it was fat lady in sweatpants day."Score", I thought to myself, just my type.  Well not only was it fat lady in sweatpants day, it was a BH lady friend smorgas board.  The store had everything.  I'm talking meth monkeys, half the quarters population, and a passel of lonely housewives in gym clothes who go to the gym during the slow time of the day because of low esteem.  I had to get out of there, because let's be honest, Tyrone loves all dem ladies.

    So i took my beat up bicycle and started peddling down eagle drive.  I didn't see an eagle, crazy right? And believe it or not, I had deja vu: Those Barbers Hillarians had the same imported workers digging the same holes on the same road as they did 4 months ago.  I thought to myself, surely the realest hill in america would hold enough intelligence to complete a simple project on the only road leading to the only stoplight on their grand bump, but sadly, this intelligence is no where to be found.

    So I keep on peddling with one thought in mind, "I'm going to find smoking baby".  So I peddle through neighborhood after neigborhood and knock on every unfinished cookie cutter home that I can find.  I ask everyone that I see, where is smoking baby? They all point in the same direction.  I finally reach my destination, the humble abode of smoking baby.  This house looks exactly the same as every other house on the street with a few exceptions (namely the rainbow flags flying above every entrance). 

    So I knock on the door and who answers but "Bessie" holding a bull whip and a quart of motor oil. She was wearing pink shorts that appeared to be cut-off warm up pants, a white "wife-beater" shirt, no bra, and cowboy boots.  I should have put two and two together when i saw the S-10 pick-up with a red hood, green left fender, and beige bed with the fuzzy carpeted dash and a bed full of old tires.

    I walked away, with the sad realization that smoking baby's case of Dayton envy was so strong that he would stoop to stealing one of our fine Dayton women. The joke's on him though, that bruiser had a Crosby Cougars bumper sticker on her beat up S-10.

  4. Poor BH

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    BH Fan smells like dumpster juice.

    There's a little history here that some on the B-ball board may not be aware of.  May I direct you to the Classic "The Hill is for Real" thread.

    http://www.setxsports.com/forum/index.php?topic=72920.0

    Just a little thread celebrating the worse defeat in BH history, it's obvious it still stings the Barbers Hillarians a little bit.

  5. O-LINE

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    [quote name="robanadana" post="1164895" timestamp="1327373106"]
    [size=36pt][font=impact][b]The Might Vidor Pirate Offensive line, of course!!! [/b] [/font] [/size] Undersized, under rated, lion hearted. Lead the district in rushing and second in team offense. Three rounds deep in the playoffs!! Dumb question.
    [/quote]

    We know who doesn't have the best spelling skills in SETX.

  11. Rumors say next Crosby coach now in Corsicana

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    [quote name="incognito123" post="1147102" timestamp="1324034915"]
    This is an interesting post considering that you told me last week that no rumors are allowed on any of these message boards.  This is the double standard that I was referring to in our earlier discussions.  Rumors are not allowed, unless the mods allow them.  Is that how it goes??
    [/quote]

    Double Secret Probation coming soon...

  14. 19-4A All-District

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    [quote name="bronco1" post="1136092" timestamp="1322740276"]
    [quote author=RedNeck_From_Hill link=topic=92483.msg1135599#msg1135599 date=1322680149]
    [quote author=bronco pride link=topic=92483.msg1135398#msg1135398 date=1322667593]
    How did tyler newcomb not get offensive mvp. Im not a bh fan by any means but his numbers speak for themselves. I know I gave him a hard time throughout the year but that was just smack would have loved him on the bronx.
    [/quote]
    Nice post and we are all SMACK talkers, it all goes with being competitive.  [b]I think it is pretty obvious that there were some "deals" made to get some of these kids names on the list[/b]. It appears to start with some of the First Team Defense and MVP.  I am shocked that Garrett Dolan is not there and even more shocked that Newcomb wasn't MVP and that Duke isn't on First Team Offense ...... These picks are "fishy" (Big Time).
    [/quote]

    I know, you are not serious.
    [/quote]

    Don't think any "deals" were made.  I do agree that Dolan should have been on the 1st Team.  Not to knock any of the other LBs on that list, but he was one of the best players on the field in every game that I watched BH play.

  15. Juan Carranco Kicks his way into the record books

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    [quote name="octfeb" post="1135829" timestamp="1322699625"]
    [quote author=JohnSmith link=topic=92505.msg1135797#msg1135797 date=1322695585]
    Dave Campbell shows first place PAT's at 267 for a career and 227 for second place???  Which is correct ???
    [/quote] As soon as liltex sees your question he will know.. he is an avid follower of Juan.
    [/quote]

    Did his brother Jorge have more PAT's than Juan?  He was on some teams that scored a ton of touchdowns.  Something seems a little off.  There should be more than one Carranco in the top 5.

  20. Dayton vs Manvel

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    [quote name="BHFAN" post="1127612" timestamp="1321992774"]
    [quote author=broncoman link=topic=91921.msg1127611#msg1127611 date=1321992593]
    [quote author=yfan link=topic=91921.msg1127583#msg1127583 date=1321990970]
    manvel doesnt kick FG's will run all over dayton. on to the next round. Manvel will not lose unless they beat themselves
    [/quote]
    The Manvel fans I talked at our game were not so quick to dismiss the broncos, as a matter of fact, they were quite impressed. We as fans love to think we can't be beat, but reallity is , it can happen at any time. Look at Dayton , we lost to BH, a team that 9 out of 10 games we demolish. They are not even in our league. Friday night we will see a very competitive ball game, the team that does not turn the ball over will win. There will not be a blow out, it will come down to conditioning and exicution, and I like the Broncos chances.
    [/quote]

    [b]BH kicked your rear just like Manvel is going to. Oh and this BH team that isn't even in your league beat you 5 out of 8 times in football this year from 7th to Varsity [/b] ;D
    [/quote]


    Translation:  BHFAN is sorry for doubting the Broncos at playoff time. 

    On behalf of all Daytonians to the Barbers Hillarians, we will let you claim one of our many playoff wins as your own.  It was getting hard to count them all anyway.

  22. Dayton vs Manvel

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    [quote name="BHFAN" post="1127572" timestamp="1321990174"]
    Reality starts this week for the Bronco's, your back to playing real teams like BH and GCM ;D

    Manvel by 75
    [/quote]

    Good to see that Bhfan is still on his daily regimen of bronco envy.

    I'd say reality is five straight trips to the third round. 

  23. Dayton vs Manvel

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    [quote name="octfeb" post="1127406" timestamp="1321979602"]
    I have not seen Manvel play.. nor do i know how big they really are.. But from reading things about them on here.. They are BIG... and maybe when they play teams they try to throw out a intimidation factor. perhaps maybe a bully style intimidation.  IF this is their style of playing, I don't think it will work on the Broncos. JMO
    [/quote]

    You're right.  Broncos don't get intimidated.  We love a good fight. 

  24. Dayton vs Manvel

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    I'm interested to see this matchup.  The broncos have played to the level of competition all year long, the better the opponent, the better the performance.  I'm looking forward to watching the broncos take it up to another level this Friday.


    Am I getting this right?  The Mavericks whose mascot brings to mind a loose steer or wild west cowboy chant an American Indian war cry of Hoka Hey.  This would be like the Broncos chanting Acme Glue Factory.  Sounds like a case of the Chaz Bono's to me.
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