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[quote name="liltex" post="1025848" timestamp="1311005702"]
Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D
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Hahahaha Good Stuff  :D :D
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Blue Bell closed doors and moves to King Wood. 

No "Mighty Mighty Titans" around here.

Septic truck stuck in ditch, Dayton band unable to access bleachers before national anthem.

The Indian's DOT is gone, so losing with an explimation point is common.

Coogs running want add for QB and punter.

FEMA trailers being auctions after West Orange game.  Bridge City will follow next week.

BH rolls Dayton like a Beaumont fatty. 

Ozen finally gets VCR retruned by district.

Moye is seeking permission from UIL to play for Jasper again.  Diboll protest continues.




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[quote name="bh89-2" post="1026503" timestamp="1311179028"]
Blue Bell closed doors and moves to King Wood. 

No "Mighty Mighty Titans" around here.

Septic truck stuck in ditch, Dayton band unable to access bleachers before national anthem.

The Indian's DOT is gone, so losing with an explimation point is common.

Coogs running want add for QB and punter.

FEMA trailers being auctions after West Orange game.  Bridge City will follow next week.

BH rolls Dayton like a Beaumont fatty. 

Ozen finally gets VCR retruned by district.

Moye is seeking permission from UIL to play for Jasper again.  Diboll protest continues.





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It's kingwood.....one word, and they would probly beat the breaks off bh like everyone else does. 
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[quote name="daytonfan" post="1026523" timestamp="1311183031"]
[quote author=bh89-2 link=topic=85729.msg1026503#msg1026503 date=1311179028]
Blue Bell closed doors and moves to King Wood. 

No "Mighty Mighty Titans" around here.

Septic truck stuck in ditch, Dayton band unable to access bleachers before national anthem.

The Indian's DOT is gone, so losing with an explimation point is common.

Coogs running want add for QB and punter.

FEMA trailers being auctions after West Orange game.  Bridge City will follow next week.

BH rolls Dayton like a Beaumont fatty. 

Ozen finally gets VCR retruned by district.

Moye is seeking permission from UIL to play for Jasper again.  Diboll protest continues.





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It's kingwood.....one word, and they would probly beat the breaks off bh like everyone else does. 
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They couldn't when they were in our 3A district ;D
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Jags SUCK the life out of a TITan.

West Brook finds out about 'Ozone' (seems that everyone misspells Ozen, so I'll do it too) Awareness the hard way.  Left with several Bruins gasping for air.

I guess they didn't realize that Bears hunt anything in the water.  That includes 'Goose'.  Dinnertime in North Orange!

Who thought that Lions hibernate?  They remain dormant for another week.

PETA called to the scene and look for people responsible trampleing helpless bulldogs in Jasper, Tx.

The spirit of Reggie Garrett lives on as the Mustang players score several Touchdowns and point to the sky.  

The Indians refuse to call their opponents by their first name, Gregory, but rather call them Red Headed... Last name 'Stepchild'.

Texas 'High' may have a great elevation, but the Pirate Ship is at Sea Level.  Pirates bring them back 'down' to earth.  



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[quote author=liltex link=topic=85729.msg1025848#msg1025848 date=1311005702]
Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]Ha haaa!  I likes!!!   ;D ;D
[/quote] Oh WOW that is HILARIOUS!
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PAM anderson spotted sporting a new JAG skin coat at da Butch. When questioned said it was a gift from someone named "SCOOTER"

LCM Bears choke on [b]GOOSE[/b] creek memorial. Can they recover?

Cougar found mauled by a wild BEAR. post Merka era officially begins.

Barbers Hill wins by an ant hair.... 1 game closer to the Sept 23rd beat down.

Broncos put a chink in the Knights armor.......Who needs defense (in my best 2010 PNG fan voice)
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