CROSBY VS. DAYTON SMACK-A-THON

[Broncofan65]

Now you are really funny smoking baby, stir stir. Broncos are not scared to play any team, even Brenham.  8)

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="880558" timestamp="1287500058"]
Tyronne sure is quiet? 

What the heck got posted to stir the Aggie who likes LSU?  What would he have done if ATM would have moved to the SEC?

Dayton and Crosby is going to be a battle, one in which Dayton usually flops.  Crosby's defense is not very good, so Dayton should roll.  That being said, they are Dayton, and they are scared of Crosby.   ;)
[/quote]
Give ya 54 reasons the Broncos arent scared :-*

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="880558" timestamp="1287500058"]
Tyronne sure is quiet? 

What the heck got posted to stir the Aggie who likes LSU?  What would he have done if ATM would have moved to the SEC?

Dayton and Crosby is going to be a battle, one in which Dayton usually flops.  Crosby's defense is not very good, so Dayton should roll.  That being said, they are Dayton, and they are scared of Crosby.   ;)
[/quote][b]That being said, they are Dayton, and they are scared of Crosby.[/b]<--- isn't that the same mentality you had before Dayton played the bump? Dayton should be scared? HUH? and yu see how that turned out....  :-* BH got trucked by the Bronco stampede 54-0 in case you have forgotten.. ;)

[Backflipper]

I saw on the front page of the newspaper that a woman from Crosby had a baby out of her nose!

They couldnt tell if it was a boy or a girl but it was a cute little booger!

[BRONX ROX]

What do you call a Cros player at the Broncos goal line?


LOST

[the_dude_abides]

Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[bh89-2]

[quote name="Broncofan65" post="880591" timestamp="1287501972"]
Now you are really funny smoking baby, stir stir. Broncos are not scared to play any team, even Brenham.  8)
[/quote]

Now that's a purple beat down there.  You are aware of just how bad 19-4A and 20-4A are, right?  Man don't throw mud over the fence, you might hit the neigbors Cub and get bit.  Reminds me of West Brook......  ;) ;)

[Tyrone_Biggums]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="880930" timestamp="1287523952"]
[quote author=Broncofan65 link=topic=74564.msg880591#msg880591 date=1287501972]
Now you are really funny smoking baby, stir stir. Broncos are not scared to play any team, even Brenham.  8)
[/quote]

Now that's a purple beat down there.  You are aware of just how bad 19-4A and 20-4A are, right?  Man don't throw mud over the fence, you might hit the neigbors Cub and get bit.   Reminds me of West Brook......  ;) ;)
[/quote]

Heck no we aren't scared to play Brenham.  That's part of our season anyway.  BUT FIRST...

The broncos have a little business to take care of on the 29th of October.  Tyrone's prediction that will come to fruition is simple.  When it's game time, the Broncos will hit the daddystroke on the Cougs.  That's right, the daddystroke.

[Cougtalk]

[quote name="the_dude_abides" post="880918" timestamp="1287523568"]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?

[Tyrone_Biggums]

[quote name="Cougtalk" post="881019" timestamp="1287530809"]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.

[knightrider]

[quote name="Tyrone_Biggums" post="881041" timestamp="1287532638"]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote] :D :D :D :D :D :D

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="Tyrone_Biggums" post="881041" timestamp="1287532638"]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote]
Ladies and gentlemen.....drum ROLL..................Hes back and better than ever

[bh89-2]

[quote name="Tyrone_Biggums" post="881041" timestamp="1287532638"]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote]

That explains the "short-bus" parked next to the septic truck by the field. ;D ;D

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="881134" timestamp="1287536615"]
[quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=74564.msg881041#msg881041 date=1287532638]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote]

That explains the "short-bus" parked next to the septic truck by the field. ;D ;D
[/quote]
Thats not the septic truck that is the visitors victory showers

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="BRONX ROX" post="881140" timestamp="1287537011"]
[quote author=bh89-2 link=topic=74564.msg881134#msg881134 date=1287536615]
[quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=74564.msg881041#msg881041 date=1287532638]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote]

That explains the "short-bus" parked next to the septic truck by the field. ;D ;D
[/quote]
Thats not the septic truck that is the visitors victory showers
[/quote][b]visitors victory showers[/b] <--- brings up an interesting question.. When was the last time an opponent was victorious @ Bronco Stadium? IN DISTRICT not pre season

[BRONX ROX]

Did I say victory showers? Woops I meant snack bar ;D ;D ;D

[PURPLE 4EVER]

That is a good question.
When was the last time Dayton lost a home district game.
I can not recall.

[hitman009]

[quote name="Tyrone_Biggums" post="881041" timestamp="1287532638"]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote]EVERY  YEAR???!!!! I know you dayton people are  supposed to have grade school educations but surely you can remember one year back...

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="hitman009" post="881166" timestamp="1287538201"]
[quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=74564.msg881041#msg881041 date=1287532638]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote]EVERY  YEAR???!!!! I know you dayton people are  supposed to have grade school educations but surely you can remember one year back...
[/quote] HUH? we lost a district game @ Bronco Stadium last year? Are you sure? ::) you must have gotten the same grade school education as the rest of us YAY! you.

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="hitman009" post="881166" timestamp="1287538201"]
[quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=74564.msg881041#msg881041 date=1287532638]
[quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=74564.msg881019#msg881019 date=1287530809]
[quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=74564.msg880918#msg880918 date=1287523568]
Q.    What has 18 arms and an I.Q. of 43?


A.    The Crosby coaching staff.

[/quote]

Its so funny if you actually think about this one because our coaches are college educated men... how bout Dayton's?
[/quote]

Nope, Dayton's staff members only have grade school educations, that's why watching the team kick your tails every year is so much fun.
[/quote]EVERY  YEAR???!!!! I know you dayton people are  supposed to have grade school educations but surely you can remember one year back...
[/quote]
I forgot there are 3 great historical events taught in the schools in Crosby:
1. The 6 days it took the Almighty to make the earth
2. The great flood (which i think Goobtalk was a stowaway)
3. The Friday night Crosby when 2-13 in the last 15 years against the Broncos

Be proud Coug nation ;D

[Backflipper]

It has been many moons since the Bronc's have lost a home game in district. At least 5 years or more. Who cares, lets hear some more jokes about the Crosby women.

I dated a girl from Crosby and for her birthday, she told me, "I want something in my garage that will go from zero to 300 in 3 seconds."

I got her a bathroom scale!

[liltex]

Coach Stewart years to current in dist w/l=78-11 nuff said bout smack ;D

[liltex]

Crosby dist w/l 96-current=49-33 ::)

[falcolnfanatic]

Wow blackflipper u must be pretty darn ugly if all u can get is 300 pound crosby chicks lol.

[Guest octfeb]

Cougar-female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a skanky bar in Crosby waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. The definition of a Crosby Cougar