Saturday Headlines 10-3-2009

[BMTSoulja1]

We'll get this week's Headlines started a little early because of popular demand.... Let's get this thing started!

[BigWolf10]

Soulja man ;D the last time I participated in the predictions and headlines, our Jags lost alot of games > ;D so that's why I make comments but no predictions ;D ;D or headlines. But, I enjoy reading them ;D ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

In that case, please, don't make a headline...  :D

[AggiesAreWe]

So much for getting it started earlier. ;D

Popular demand. ;D

(just messing with ya Soulja)

[raid07]

Band of angry pirates turns out to be group of lost delusional fishermen. Raiders set them on new course heading south.

[SgtRey]

.....L-train is hijacked by Pirates 28-17...Pirates burn L-train and begin plans on invading next weeks opponent.

MID COUNTY MADNESS - MID COUNTY MASSACRE, With 87 home games scheduled this year, PNG remains undefeated,  30-7.

JAGS CUT LOOSE AT BABES....SOULJA TAKES OVER PLAY CALLING, JAGS EXPLODES WITH 500 YARDS OF OFFENSE, 37-14

BLACK OUT ON HJ vs OF ON LOCAL TV STATIONS FOR TV DEBUT OF LITTLE MERMAID 3D.

DA' BROOK FACES ANOTHER TUFF OPPONENT....THE BYE WEEK...CHANNELS IT'S VIEW ON NEXT WEEK!!

[BMTSoulja1]

Jags chomp Bears.  Get payback for losing to other Bears in week 1.

Panthers roar, but Lions roar louder.  Now a Pink Panther.

Pirates shoot cannon at Train.  No traces left.

BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE SPECIAL!!!  Indians slide past Bulldogs!  Little Johny and little Cindy lu's mother interviewed in the middle of the field.  Autographs taken of Indian and Bulldog players!  (  : :  )

Jasper Bulldogs take a bite out of crime...  and Silsbee's hide.  Aggies Are We not seen at the preview show Monday.

[ndn2016]

Lumberton / Vidor still undecided at press time. Game in 3OT's score 72 -72

[jimbob82]

Man that's some funny stuff.  I still like the one from a previous L-train poster, in regards to the lady Livingston announcer.  It's kinda like the Easter bunny coming down the chimney at Christmas time.  By god that some funny stuff.

[raideroldtimer]

BLACK PEARL SAILS UP VILLAGE CREEK TO ATTACK THE TRAIN.

ENDS UP IN DRY DOCK BEHIND THE L-TRAIN FIELD HOUSE.

JAGS NEARLY LOSE FROM SEVERE CASE OF BOREDOM, LOOK FOR MORE EXCITING OPPONENTS.

WEST ORANGE LOSES ANOTHER....

MIDCOUNTY MADNESS NOW CONSIDERED MIDCOUNTY JUST A LITTLE UPSET.

DAYTON FANS LISTEN TO THEIR GAME ON THE RADIO WHILE WATCHING LUMBERTON PLAY VIDOR...

LACK OF REAL COMPETITION CITED

OZEN LIVINGSTON GAME LOST IN THE SHUFFLE

UIL OFFICIALS INVESTIGATE WHETHER OR NOT CLASSIFICATIONS OTHER THAN 20-4A EXIST IN SOUTHEAST TEXAS

[adminbaberuth]

Classic MCM, Dogs 24 Indians 21

other scores of minor interest

LCM 7 Central  35

Livingston 28 Ozen 7

Vidor 28 Lumberton 21

[Guest rykerx144]

Pirates still in mournin over lose of pet pirate!  Death couldnt have come at a worse time either, Lumberton VS Vidor!!  All these crackers and no more Polly!!

WOS claims to be bit by the flu bug!  but previous records show it to be a dog bite!!

Silsbee loses Again! Silsbee continues to have more D1 players than they do wins even into week six!!

PNG records another win after Nederland forfeits football game to travel with Volleyball Team!

[BMTSoulja1]

Anything else?

[AggiesAreWe]

"After watching banned video, WOS AD Hooks decides to actually suit up one of the school's volleyball players for his Friday night football game which was mocked in the video" (how ironic) ;D

[KFDM COOP]

How do you know the Volleyball coach don't want to go to the FB game?  ;)

[AggiesAreWe]

How do you know the Volleyball coach don't want to go to the FB game?  ;)

I don't know. What's that got to do with this thread?

[BMTSoulja1]

Give me a headline, Coop!  ;D ;D

[KFDM COOP]

Jags claw their way to an 2-0 start!!

[SgtRey]

(sorry 10-1-2009 Headline)

WB's bye week...QB Bruce Reyes Jr's mother gives birth to 7lb, 19 in. long baby girl...in time for district play!!

Seriously, 6:13 am this morning!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[AggiesAreWe]

(sorry 10-1-2009 Headline)

WB's bye week...QB Bruce Reyes Jr's mother gives birth to 7lb, 19 in. long baby girl...in time for district play!!

Seriously, 6:13 am this morning!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CONGRATS SgtRey!!!!!!! Where's the cigars? ;D

[bigtank_77705]

Congrats

[jpt_bulldogs]

WOS claims to be bit by the flu bug!  but previous records show it to be a dog bite!!

Silsbee loses Again! Silsbee continues to have more D1 players than they do wins even into week six!!

lol that is soooo funny!!

[SgtRey]

(sorry 10-1-2009 Headline)

WB's bye week...QB Bruce Reyes Jr's mother gives birth to 7lb, 19 in. long baby girl...in time for district play!!

Seriously, 6:13 am this morning!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CONGRATS SgtRey!!!!!!! Where's the cigars? ;D

No Smoking....may have to settle for one of the "lights"...bud, miller, coors, corona, tecate, lone star....TAB, lol   :D

[BMTSoulja1]

Congrads!  Make sure you send her to Central!  ;D

[SgtRey]

Congrads!  Make sure you send her to Central!  ;D

her head is shaped like a Bruin!