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EARTHQUAKE IN SOUTHEAST TEXAS?

What was originally thought to be an eathquake turned out to be nothing more than the L-train chugging it's way to a victory Friday night. Tremors could be felt as far away as Nederland. Aftershocks are expected to last throughout the day!

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Nederland ISD is asking for volunteers to come out to bulldog stadium and try to get those enormous hoof prints out of the middle of the field ;D

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!

Classic post nominee!!

ps.....

I still enjoy watching every touchdown (all 9) on the video tape, actually there was 18 touchdowns with the jumbotron replays!!!

Friday night, November 3, 2007 will be a night that this PN-G grad long remembers.

A purple and white team clocks the bulldogs with a 63 to 0 victory.

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The RAIDERS roll!!

Last night the Lumberton Raiders made history as they edged by the Nederland Bulldogs. The Raiders also claim a share of the 22-4A district title as Dayton beats PNG. The Raiders were led offensively by Cody Hussey rushing for 153 yds on 20 carries. The Raider defense was able to hold the Nederland Bulldog passing attack. This will be Lumbertons' first trip to the playoffs.....

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The RAIDERS roll!!

Last night the Lumberton Raiders made history as they edged by the Nederland Bulldogs. The Raiders also claim a share of the 22-4A district title as Dayton beats PNG. The Raiders were led offensively by Cody Hussey rushing for 153 yds on 20 carries. The Raider defense was able to hold the Nederland Bulldog passing attack. This will be Lumbertons' first trip to the playoffs.....

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INDIANS AMBUSHED ON THE HILL IN DAYTON

Indians assume they are staging the battle of Little Bighorn when General Stewart reinforces George Custer riding into battle on huge Broncos which trample and stamped the tribe into submission.  The tribe retreats across the river to the Reservation to prepare for their next battle while the Broncos continue to excel under the leadership of their 5 star general.

Beaumont Enterprise

MAYOR OF LUMBERTON DECLARES NOVEMBER 9 RAIDER DAY

Lumberton DQ giving free Peanut Buster Parfaits to all Raider football players after parade down HWY 96 ends.

Port Arthur News

MIGHTY BULLDOGS END SEASON ON LOW NOTE

The playoff run was terminated on Friday at Lumberton as the Raiders expose the lack of a running game for the Bulldogs.

PANTHERS TOPPLE JAGUARS

The Ozen Panthers top their cross town rivals in a thriller.

THE BLACK PEARL SAILS AGAIN

The Vidor Pirates put the Bears into hibernation.

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Lumberton:

  State Troopers shut down hwy.69  in front of Lumberton High School!

A Celebration riot broke out after Lumberton advances to playoffs for first time .Students were overturning cars,buses, lighting them on fire ,and running through streets naked with red and baby blue "L" on there chest! Screaming "L-Train" and singing "We are the champions of the world"!!  Lumberton S.W.A.T (all 3 of them ) had to be called in to gain control.: No one was reported injured ,although "Maverick24" was pretending to be a football player by stealing one of the freshmen 's jersey running up and down the football field screaming "we did it, we did it" was severely beaten by the Lumberton football team..No word on his condition.

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Lumberton:

  State Troopers shut down hwy.69  in front of Lumberton High School!

A Celebration riot broke out after Lumberton advances to playoffs for first time .Students were overturning cars,buses, lighting them on fire ,and running through streets naked with red and baby blue "L" on there chest! Screaming "L-Train" and singing "We are the champions of the world"!!  Lumberton S.W.A.T (all 3 of them ) had to be called in to gain control.: No one was reported injured ,although "Maverick24" was pretending to be a football player by stealing one of the freshmen 's jersey running up and down the football field screaming "we did it, we did it" was severely beaten by the Lumberton football team..No word on his condition.

Hahahaha, thats funny right there ;D

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