Mr. Buddy Garrity

A Texas cowboy gets pulled over by a Oklahoma State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding and, in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says: "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of circle flies." "Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ***?" "No, sir," the cowboy replies. "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ***." "That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says: "Hard to fool them flies though." Don't Mess with Texas!!!!!

[quote name="JohnnyT60" post="797157" timestamp="1272856790"] OU Sucks...........They know it..............we know it...............and saying it just feels right. Its a win-win situation......................unless your uglahoma.  ;) [/quote]ding ding we have a winner Q) Why do golfers like golfing in Oklahoma? A) Cause you can hit the ball within 3 feet of the hole and make a hole in one cause Oklahoma really sucks.

saw this quite interesting [Hidden Content] absolutely crazy.

better than 96 teams.

[quote name="OldSkool97" post="793910" timestamp="1272033817"] [quote author=scooter! link=topic=41421.msg793804#msg793804 date=1271993579] It sucked the first 2 picks of the draft was from God-awful oklahoma  ;D [/quote] The second pick was Suh. But 3 of the first 4 picks came from Blow U [/quote]....and OU still sucks! 

It sucked the first 2 picks of the draft was from God-awful oklahoma  ;D

should have been Willie Ray Smith Stadium. IMO

I seen a homeless guy sporting an OU SUCKS shirt the other day. Guess that pretty much means folks in Alaska know OU SUCKS!  :D

wow :o

[quote name="The D.A." post="790246" timestamp="1271276059"] [quote author=Newbie link=topic=68626.msg790240#msg790240 date=1271274825] [quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=68626.msg790236#msg790236 date=1271274687] [quote author=westend1 link=topic=68626.msg790233#msg790233 date=1271274516] I think we should call it "the stump".    Really, i hope they just call it Beaumont Stadium and leave it at that. [/quote]I agree... With the Beaumont Stadium part...  8) 8) [/quote] Me three [/quote]How bout ''TITAN Stadium''  Beaumont bowl champs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D :D ;) 8) [/quote]exactly

Does PAM play in yalls new stadium this year? Make that our home away from home after we get done with the BMT schools.  ;)

[quote name="Gabe" post="787118" timestamp="1270612156"] 58 pages, 858 posts proves once in for all America was right in joining together and agreeing that OU for sure, without a doubt blows. [/quote] :D :D

;D ;D had to take some time off. im back. did i miss anything?

Even Sam Bradford knows they suck, thats why he left early for the draft  ;D

best tournament game ive seen since 1992

;D

almost final

[quote name="bullets13" post="767923" timestamp="1267304990"] Brown being taken off the court on a stretcher with a neck brace.  this doesn't look good. [/quote]dang it

J'Covan is going to have to win this one.

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="767189" timestamp="1267217053"] [quote author=scooter! link=topic=66497.msg767112#msg767112 date=1267210887] [quote author=The GOAT link=topic=66497.msg767075#msg767075 date=1267205847] [quote author=scooter! link=topic=66497.msg766886#msg766886 date=1267157044] [quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=66497.msg766032#msg766032 date=1267078916] Yes, you're fans are gonna be asking for yall to pay their money back after seeing how yall get beat on your 'new digs'! Passing game you say, scooter?  With what QB? [/quote]you will get a first hand look real soon.  8) ;D [/quote]Wesly is gonna have a monster season!!!!! [/quote]hopefully he can put up some Dez Bryant numbers. [/quote]He's no Dez Bryant, Scooter.  Don't even try it!  ;D ;D [/quote]he might look like it after he's done with yall  ;D

[quote name="The GOAT" post="767075" timestamp="1267205847"] [quote author=scooter! link=topic=66497.msg766886#msg766886 date=1267157044] [quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=66497.msg766032#msg766032 date=1267078916] Yes, you're fans are gonna be asking for yall to pay their money back after seeing how yall get beat on your 'new digs'! Passing game you say, scooter?  With what QB? [/quote]you will get a first hand look real soon.  8) ;D [/quote]Wesly is gonna have a monster season!!!!! [/quote]hopefully he can put up some Dez Bryant numbers.

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="766032" timestamp="1267078916"] Yes, you're fans are gonna be asking for yall to pay their money back after seeing how yall get beat on your 'new digs'! Passing game you say, scooter?  With what QB? [/quote]you will get a first hand look real soon.  8) ;D

Abilene. and they might go undefeated next year. only team that will challenge in the little SWC is Permian.

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="765725" timestamp="1267052352"] And we'll be the first to run you up and down the field and ring in  your first loss!  ;D ;D ;D ;D [/quote]please, better develop some DBs to keep up this season  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

hope he does well but i dont know bout this one.