Whats your greatest coach's quote?

[PANTHERPLAYA09]

"This is southeast Texas men! We got snakes, gators, skeeters, and humidity. This is the hardest place to play football anywhere!!"

-Coach Stewart

LHS

[CRUSHCOACH]

Defensive Line Coach to a player " Son you need to go down to Conns and get one of those matresses they have on sale and strap it to your back, since you like playing there the majority of the time !!

[NederlandFreak2006]

The best quopte is the one I have my signature as. Vince Lombardi said it.

[bearkatfan]

The difference between 4a and 5a is all those idiots walking the hallways.

[ECBuc08]

"Holy Toledo! What do you think you are doing?"

-Coach V.

[KFDM COOP]

[PANTHERPLAYA09]

Another one from Stewart.......... "Where did you get those hands boy? Walmart?

[raider09]

" Come out Smokin"

"We gotta have pride in everything we do"

" The will to win is useless...without the will to prepare"

Coach Creduer

[Guest Football]

" Come out Smokin"

"We gotta have pride in everything we do"

" The will to win is useless...without the will to prepare"

Coach Creduer

Did ya'll lose the will to prepare for district?

Ok, sorry... that's it, I'm done with the Lumberton knocks.... just had to get the last one off my chest.... seriously....

[GoDogs27]

"The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards." Paul 'Bear' Bryant

[SportsReport]

"PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS? WE CANT WIN A GAME AND YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PLAYOFFS?

love it everytime...if you are having a bad day, just pick ole jim mora and his face when speaking those lines. truly classic

"When the day is done and my time has passed, I hope they bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ***"

Love bobby knight

[KFDM COOP]

[SportsReport]

Almost brings tears to the eyes doesnt it?

I wanted to add the one Knight did when asked if his team had their game faces on and he made those silly faces.

"Whats a game face?" then he went through a series of

:x :shock: :evil: :cry: :oops: :| :?

Say what you want but the man is hilarious (unless he has a chair in his grasp)

[KFDM COOP]

No kidding.

[SportsReport]

One last one before bedtime (sorry for so many posts but this topic got my interest)

I dont remember the exact words but its my favorite funny local one and remember this is not direct wording but it gets the point across. Its from good old Dan Hooks after going to PNG

"Its the same ole thing in Port Neches. It doesnt matter what the darn score is. Tonight we beat them by 35 and THEY played THEIR fight song 36 times! They fumbled the ball and played their fight song."

[Ty Cobb]

"There are three types of football players. First, there are those who are winners and know they are winners. Then there are the losers who know they're losers. Then there are those who aren't winners but don't know it. They're the ones for me. They never quit trying. They're the soul of our game."

BEAR BRYANT

[Guest Team Captain 07]

8)

[Bucster]

Better you'd died an infant than fumble the ball - Bear Bryant

It's not the alignment, it's the alignees - Barry Switzer

[CraigS]

Coach Trout - Definition of Insanity - To continue to do the exact same thing and expect DIFFERENT results!

[Champion]

"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else."

----Yogi Berra

" You can observe a lot by watching "

" The future ain't what it used to be "

" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be "

" I didn't really say everything I said "

" It's deja vu all over again"

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

and everyones fav

" It ain't over 'til it's over "

YOGIISM's

[woshigh]

"There may be a 90% chance of rain, but there is a 100% chance of practice." - Coach Thompson

[sgtfriday]

Coaching stops at the line of scrimmage. Coach Cotton :roll:

[Pimp Smack]

At a Lumberton practice the Lumberton lineman coach (Coach Dale) started yalleing at a kid on jv " what kind of Buffalo Wild Wing chicken block was that!" " Do you want some sauce with that block?"

[BcRT08]

YOU BETTER SMOKE HIM BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PANTHERPLAYA09]

Another one from Stewart, this one he said yesterday, "all this time I was buyin' yall boys new cleats when I shoulda been getting yall some glass stomaches so you can see while your head is up ur a#*."