Guest octfeb Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 [quote name="WOSgrad" post="827890" timestamp="1282319815"][quote author=bh89-2 link=topic=71833.msg827884#msg827884 date=1282319047][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=71833.msg827549#msg827549 date=1282264506]I'll start it off...Jags guilty of a mass lynching in PA of the Titan Football team. There will be a 'Memorial' held in their honor...West Brook Gives Ozen an extra powerful 'Reye' of sunshine. Later there was roasted feline served @ the Butch...Man named 'Gregory' is in stable condition after being hit point blank range by a purple indian arrow. He is expected to make a full recoveryBulldog seen peeing on a pile of 'Lumber'Tigers was told they were going to a Houston Walmart and were happy. They soon got angry when they realized they misheard and it was actually Waltrip. They still walk all over WaltripVidor files a complaint because they believe that Texas High was indeed the Houston Texans because of the apparent difference in size and strenghth...Horses sampede! Too bad a bulldog is not a herding dog!Didn't know there were 'Elk-in' houston, but Dayton found them and brought their head back to hang over the fireplaceSanta Fe railroad trains roll by to shake the ground and sent the 'ant mound' crumbleingWildcats turn up the heat. Later seen basking in a cozy 'hot spring'Buccaneers turn vegitarian and strip the 'orange field' bare [/quote]Santa Fe isn't playing on the "ant mound" cat daddy! ;D ;D That would be Pasadena Memorial.With that here is mine:Soulja last seen thumbing a ride outside Richard's in Beaumont hoping to get a glimps of real football, just West of the trinity. WOS begins their annual "its the refs fault" cries. WOSGrad still chanting we will win State.Crosby, Vidor and PNG wondering what in the heck did we get ourself into.Coop predicts an early freeze warning for August 21st.Dayton stampede the dogs, barks not being heard anywhere in mid-county.[/quote]Hey, Einstein! Check the date! It is not headlines for this weekend but next.But I will add one more headline:Chambers County Sheriff's Deputies arrest man in fishing tackle screaming, "DON PRICE IS THE DEVIL!!!!"[/quote]Oh my that was truly LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Bumpidy bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liltex Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="liltex" post="828864" timestamp="1282482662"]BH board fly out after the loss to the Bears to Hollywood game show-Price Is Right and 1st item up for bid is Aladdin's lamp w/1 wish.A member wins the prize and says Genie I wish I had my quarterback from last year.He gave him 25 cents and said call for help :D[/quote] :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwstangs Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 WestBrook team looks awesome and demolishes their opponent. In addition their Band and cheerleaders were clearly superior to the competition. When asked how that could be the Brook parents said, we PRACTICE game conditions more than any other team!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="fwstangs" post="828869" timestamp="1282483813"]WestBrook team looks awesome and demolishes their opponent. In addition their Band and cheerleaders were clearly superior to the competition. When asked how that could be the Brook parents said, we PRACTICE game conditions more than any other team!![/quote]LOL....that's what I'm talking about!!... : :D :D...and it is true...watch the half time shows these next two weeks...Our band, cheerleaders and drill team...you can't touch'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sig220 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 WB Creates Holes in the Ozen Layer!Jags Appeal Loss to PAM and Declare Central Won Anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westend1 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Ozen lit up like Obama's Christmas tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="sig220" post="828907" timestamp="1282492914"]WB Creates Holes in the Ozen Layer!Jags Appeal Loss to PAM and Declare Central Won Anyway![/quote] ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="828919" timestamp="1282493624"][quote author=sig220 link=topic=71833.msg828907#msg828907 date=1282492914]WB Creates Holes in the Ozen Layer!Jags Appeal Loss to PAM and Declare Central Won Anyway![/quote] ;D ;D[/quote]lol!!! That's going to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelcomeToTheBoneyard Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="SgtRey" post="828603" timestamp="1282421653"][quote author=WelcomeToTheBoneyard link=topic=71833.msg828577#msg828577 date=1282413487]I am saddened that MY PIRATES may not be as good as some of you think...but come on. You all know as well as I do that [b]we have upset teams we should have never beaten[/b]. With that said....GO PIRATES!!!![/quote]OK....hmmm Kelly...hmmmm.... :o :o[/quote]NO COMMENT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDNWarrior Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [b][color=purple]Gregory-Portland Still Humming "Cherokee" as PNG Takes its First Scalp of the Season[/color][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sig220 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Ozen Suffers Worst Loss in History. Coach Nelson Declares We Will Win at Least 7 Games This Year!Beaumont Middle Schools Announce Ozen has been Added to Their Schedule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="sig220" post="829039" timestamp="1282505759"]Ozen Suffers Worst Loss in History. Coach Nelson Declares We Will Win at Least 7 Games This Year!Beaumont Middle Schools Announce Ozen has been Added to Their Schedule![/quote] :o :o :D :D....I thought I was bad... :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigdog Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="sig220" post="829039" timestamp="1282505759"]Ozen Suffers Worst Loss in History. Coach Nelson Declares We Will Win at Least 7 Games This Year!Beaumont Middle Schools Announce Ozen has been Added to Their Schedule![/quote]Wow. that was a rough one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="sig220" post="829039" timestamp="1282505759"]Ozen Suffers Worst Loss in History. Coach Nelson Declares We Will Win at Least 7 Games This Year!Beaumont Middle Schools Announce Ozen has been Added to Their Schedule![/quote]Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="sig220" post="829039" timestamp="1282505759"]Ozen Suffers Worst Loss in History. Coach Nelson Declares We Will Win at Least 7 Games This Year!Beaumont Middle Schools Announce Ozen has been Added to Their Schedule![/quote]I'm in tears for them.... :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sig220 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 C'mon Ozen fans get into the spirit. Answer back. Let me help you.Hmmmmm,....Sorry, can't think of any for an Ozen win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Oh well, back to picking on Central.... :D :D...Central drive their [color=maroon]Jaguars[/color] to Port Arthur....and get car jacked by some [color=red]TIT[/color][color=black]ANS[/color]!!! PAM-28, Central-14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Jags donate charmin napkins for the Bruin players after losing by a score to the woa-ful Panthers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 CENTRAL ' NO SHOWS ' in Port Arthur !!! Coach claims he thought the game was at Babes !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 After Ozen sneaks past West Brook, Ozen's enrollment expected to go back up. South Park and Pear orchard West Brook football players return to their 'correct' school. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rykerx144 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 [quote name="sig220" post="829039" timestamp="1282505759"]Ozen Suffers Worst Loss in History. Coach Nelson Declares We Will Win at Least 7 Games This Year!Beaumont Middle Schools Announce Ozen has been Added to Their Schedule![/quote]Beaumont Middle School drops Vidor to add Ozen to their Schedule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rykerx144 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Taxpayers Irrate!!!!! Jefferson County tax payers upset after having to pay for unnecessary Bruin band trip to lufkin and having to listen to the Memorial band!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sig220 Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Bruins in early hibernation during loss to Ozen. West End floods as tears fall.Judge Flores issues injunction against WB games at Butch.WB band collapses. Overtrained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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