A different type of coach discussion (FUN)

[Hotrodg]

Type a one-line "mad libs" style analogy about your favorite coach (any level)

The format is:

If football were <insert analogy>, then <insert coach name> could <insert action>.

Examples:

If football were math, then Curtis Barbay could divide by zero.
If football were a unicycle, then Dan Hooks could pop a wheelie.

Try not to go negative as that would likely fall under the bashing rules.

[MrUmp1]

If Football was photogenic, then there are some offensive coordinators that would know how to do a spread. 

[liltex]

If and when Dayton HC Stewart decides to retire he could build a champion racecar for Nascar from a auto salvage yard.

[WeedBegone]

If football was Golf then Sterling and Lee wins with the lowest scores.

[MrUmp1]

If football was Thanksgiving , Cornell Thompson could stuff a Turkey

[Bobby Light]

If football was played on a field of hot coals, then Chuck Norris would play.  ;D

[PNG Proud]

If I had any imagination, I could come  up with something to say here!  :-\

[WOSgrad]

If football were a farm, Coach Mark Foreman could solve world hunger.

[mudcat]

If football was the mafia, then Curtis Barbay would be the Godfather.

[Guest bernie]

[quote name="PNG Proud" post="697489" timestamp="1257390316"]
If I had any imagination, I could come  up with something to say here!  :-\
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Imagine that?

[WOSgrad]

[quote name="bernie" post="697559" timestamp="1257393277"]
[quote author=PNG Proud link=topic=61849.msg697489#msg697489 date=1257390316]
If I had any imagination, I could come  up with something to say here!  :-\
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Imagine that?
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Cool it, bernie!!!

[Guest bernie]

grad you have been a friend of huffman with huffman for ten years. now i talked to my bud about you this weekend and will be a good boy . i just was reading the png board and proud was saying some things that were not nice about this website. i will be respectful just because you asked me and i luv wosgrad my best friend of my good friend.  8) grrrrrr

[Guest HFGirlsSportsFan]

If football was a girl's sport then Ron Burgandy could be the Waterboy.  High quality H2O. ;D

[bullets13]

if football was a woman, Mack Brown could give it a kid.

[raideroldtimer]

Geez, noone has gone there yet..oh well, here goes........
If football were the Red Sea, then Coach Creduer could part the waters.
;D

[mudcat]

If football were Smoaky.com,
then Coach Alvarez and the Wildcats would be Rodney Daingerfield.(no respect, no respect at all...)