Friday: One of my favorite tales to spin

[East TX]

;D  Some ole boys were a little short on cash so they went Mushroom hunting and cooked up a big pot of Mushroom Soup.  They decided to feed some to the cat to be sure that they had not put any poison ones in the pot--just in case.

Well they sat around watching the Dallas Cowboy game and ate heaps of mushroom soup-- while the cat seemed to be quite OK.  Late in the third quarter someone noticed the cat was just squirming around on the floor--in a weird manner.

They jumped in their car and hurried to the hospital and had their stomachs pumped out at the emergency room!  Arriving home they realized that the game was over and they did not feel very well at all.

Some one said, "Where did the cat die?"  They looked around and behind the curtain in the living room they discovered--THE CAT HAD FOUR BABY KITTENS.....lol     

[numbertwo]

Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself?  :

[East TX]

Actually I heard this one many years ago when a fellow told this joke to a Methodist Uth group--many years ago.