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[quote name="scooter!" post="806402" timestamp="1274993761"]
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Oklahoma, a Texas grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"

Seeing this, the Texas grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Longhorns!" and pushed the Sooners fan off the side of the mountain.

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Cha ching.  ;D
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[quote name="setxgal" post="806570" timestamp="1275012644"]
Today may have been one of the best days of my life.........but even though it was amazing nothing can change the fact that ou sucks.
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Heather and I getting engaged doesn't even stop OU sucking
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[quote name="WeedBegone" post="806747" timestamp="1275057399"]
Speaking of marriage---

Did ya'll hear about the two OU Grads getting married in a bath-tub. 
It was a double ring ceremony.  ;D
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and OU sucks so much, they couldn't get the tub to drain.
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ATTENTION ALL OU GRADS ---YOUR PRESENCE IS BEING REQUESTED SOUTH OF HOUMA LOUISIANA.  A BOAT IS WAITING TO TAKE YOU OUT TO THE GULF OF MEXICO.  SINCE YOU ALL SUCK SO MUCH, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS FOUND A WAY FOR YOU TO BE USEFUL IN THIS ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER. 
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[quote name="JohnnyT60" post="808463" timestamp="1275510747"]
[quote author=WeedBegone link=topic=41421.msg806747#msg806747 date=1275057399]
Speaking of marriage---

Did ya'll hear about the two OU Grads getting married in a bath-tub. 
It was a double ring ceremony.  ;D
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and OU sucks so much, they couldn't get the tub to drain.
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;D ;D ;D
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[quote name="WeedBegone" post="808668" timestamp="1275573738"]
ATTENTION ALL OU GRADS ---YOUR PRESENCE IS BEING REQUESTED SOUTH OF HOUMA LOUISIANA.  A BOAT IS WAITING TO TAKE YOU OUT TO THE GULF OF MEXICO.  SINCE YOU ALL SUCK SO MUCH, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS FOUND A WAY FOR YOU TO BE USEFUL IN THIS ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER.  
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Well hold on now, if we send all that suckage out to Louisiana, Texas is sure to break off and fall in the Gulf...
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[quote author=WeedBegone link=topic=41421.msg808668#msg808668 date=1275573738]
ATTENTION ALL OU GRADS ---YOUR PRESENCE IS BEING REQUESTED SOUTH OF HOUMA LOUISIANA.  A BOAT IS WAITING TO TAKE YOU OUT TO THE GULF OF MEXICO.  SINCE YOU ALL SUCK SO MUCH, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS FOUND A WAY FOR YOU TO BE USEFUL IN THIS ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER.  
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Well hold on now, if we send all that suckage out to Louisiana, Texas is sure to break off and fall in the Gulf...
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Now that would suck as much as OU does.
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[quote name="EAGLE07" post="808783" timestamp="1275595683"]
[quote author=horndawg link=topic=41421.msg808777#msg808777 date=1275593637]
At least we found something that actually does suck as bad as sooners do
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Yes sir...that and the blown call in the almost perfect game.
[/quote]heard Bob Stoops called ol' Bud and planned the whole thing.
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[quote name="scooter!" post="808817" timestamp="1275599149"]
[quote author=EAGLE07 link=topic=41421.msg808783#msg808783 date=1275595683]
[quote author=horndawg link=topic=41421.msg808777#msg808777 date=1275593637]
At least we found something that actually does suck as bad as sooners do
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Yes sir...that and the blown call in the almost perfect game.
[/quote]heard Bob Stoops called ol' Bud and planned the whole thing.
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;D ;D ;D
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One day God and St. Peter are walking around Heaven. God points down to this little piece of paradise and says, "You see that? Thats Texas. I gave them the prettiest girls, the most hansom men. They have enough natural resources to run their own country. I allowed thier government to place the national Space program in Texas. The state is so big that you can drive all day and still be in the wonderful state."

St. Peter replied, "Lord, don't you think that making one spot on earth so wonderful might throw off the balance of the planet?"

God simply looked at Peter and replied, "NAH, I balanced it out. You should see the idiots I put around them in New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana.  ;D
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