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Yes indeed!! That's just what we needed there. Long drive gives D a breather and time for Orlando to pull his head all the way out of his butt, not just half way.

Surprised they didn't go for it there.

God that was an awful series after the D gifted great field position to the O.

Yes!!

Looks like that was the best to make right there. This one looks like 80 or 90.

Now you've gone and done it...

Alright, alright, alright!! Get your horns up, boys!! Especially you, Mack! Let's do this!!!

TomTheHerman@TomTheHerman We’ve had Charles Omenihu practicing throwing a true to life sized Kyler Murray tackling dummy to see how far he can throw it. 21 yards

Welcome! Good to have you! MSU alum 2002 here. Don't let these LU guys give you too much grief!

^She's obviously from Dallas. Too many teeth to be a okie.

Looks like someone reads setxsports.com Or ROSCHONSBIGBRO is teaching him right! @RoschonJ . #OUSUCKS 4:10 PM · Oct 3, 2018 from Port Neches, TX 34 Retweets 232 Likes

Kyler Murray was the responsible party for that annoying presidential alert we all just received on our phones. It was not our orange-tinted, fearless leader.

If Johnson, Sterns, or Foster hits the midget with a head of steam, he's going to spontaneously crumble into a fine powder.

Well duh...

No reason for him to stop now. He's been our good luck charm all year doing that. I say keep em coming!

Well at least till Shug dons the burnt orange! Then it'll be 51-8!!!

I betcha ol Cletus Escobar would make one helluva gooner...

Look men, it's Wednesday before Texas-OU. I don't see near enough dirt burglar hate on this thread. Pick. It. Up.

Bama usually wins in spite of its offense. Not this year. They smoked UM and aggy like it wuttin nuthin but a g-thang. I don't think the quality of Coach O's possum gumbo is gonna matter much this year.

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Oh phew...I thought you were gonna say methamphetamines and mobile homes...

Yes!! Keep it up aaw, we're all on a roll!!

Just came to say OU sux!

Well to be fair, isn't that like arguing who's the tallest midget?

How can aggy Chad possibly make Arky any worse than they were with Bulemia?