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[quote name="Lions#80" post="1307298" timestamp="1350936458"]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=105075.msg1307273#msg1307273 date=1350933776]
The Bronco Stampede steam rolled Barbies Hill and laid them out on eagle Drive to improve road conditions for the Broncos victory drive back north.
[/quote] ;D that's a good one
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Simple minds, simple minds...... ;)
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[size=18pt][b]Late Breaking News[/b][/size]
 
BH police report:

At approximately 10PM on Friday 10-26-12 a nude man was seen walking North on Hwy 146 wearing only a purple horse hat and a pink thong.  According to eye witnesses had it not been for the wanna-be Dayton team photographer following him and taking flash pictures, the man would have been struck by one of the many Ford Rancheros returning to Dayton after the flogging Dayton took in the BH game.  Dayton ISD has announced they will cancel the Summer Creek game to avoid additional stress to the said disturbed man and phtographer. 
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[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1307391" timestamp="1350942046"]
[size=18pt][b]Late Breaking News[/b][/size]
 
[b]BH police report:[/b]

At approximately 10PM on Friday 10-26-12 a nude man was seen walking North on Hwy 146 wearing only a purple horse hat and a pink thong.  According to eye witnesses had it not been for the wanna-be Dayton team photographer following him and taking flash pictures, the man would have been struck by one of the many Ford Rancheros returning to Dayton after the flogging Dayton took in the BH game.  Dayton ISD has announced they will cancel the Summer Creek game to avoid additional stress to the said disturbed man and phtographer.
[/quote]"Saturday Headlines 10/27/2012" Is the topic of this thread.. not a lame ad-lib STORY that has been done before. Just a few different words here and there. talking bout being simple minded...
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[center][font=times new roman]

[size=36pt][u][b]20-4A Tribune[/b][/u][/size]

[size=24pt]Bulldogs Pulverize Panthers[/size]
Nederland's Neumann Neutralizes Blowzen (Picture Below); School Mascot Sighted After Game Gnawing on Turkey Bone

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NedvsOzen.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]VIDOR STUNNED AT HOME!!!!![/size]
Following Shocking Loss to Indians, Vidor's mytwocents Remains Indignant; Picture Below:

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/VidorPirateCheerleader.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Burning Black Pearl Crashes In Neches River, Causes Oil Spill[/size]
Fire Started by Accident During Halftime Show Causes Navigator to Lose Control; EPA Fines School District, Superintendent Lays Off 52 More Teachers, Sells Elementary School

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/BlackPearlonFire.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Sezer Seizes L-Train[/size]
Slumberton Takes Beating from Bears, Upholds Reputation as Homecoming Opponent of Choice

[size=24pt]Cat-Fight of the Century Occurs in Livingston[/size]
Lions, Jaguars Square Off in the Jungle; Dead Birds, Hairballs & Empty Mosquito Spray Cans Litter Field After Game

[size=18pt]In Other News:[/size]

Scientists in Dayton Perform First Ever After-Birth Abortion; Smoking Baby, Reportedly Begging For Relief After Latest BH Beatdown, Volunteered For First Test

Obama, Romney Square Off On Stage for a Third Time; Both Sides Still Unhappy With Moderator, Claim Dishonesty & Favoritism

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Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
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[quote name="liltex" post="1307686" timestamp="1350965580"]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
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;D ;D ;D rofl!
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[quote name="liltex" post="1307686" timestamp="1350965580"]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
[/quote] Thats some good stuff there  ;D
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[quote name="octfeb" post="1307723" timestamp="1350992677"]
[quote author=liltex link=topic=105075.msg1307686#msg1307686 date=1350965580]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
[/quote] Thats some good stuff there  ;D
[/quote]

OK, I am going to need a Liberty County translation please.... ;D ;D ;D 
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[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1307748" timestamp="1350995536"]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=105075.msg1307723#msg1307723 date=1350992677]
[quote author=liltex link=topic=105075.msg1307686#msg1307686 date=1350965580]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
[/quote] Thats some good stuff there  ;D
[/quote]

OK, I am going to need a Liberty County translation please.... ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]can't translate from anywhere to make you understand.. I mean look at the brain on your avatar... IJS
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[quote name="octfeb" post="1307755" timestamp="1350995924"]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=105075.msg1307748#msg1307748 date=1350995536]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=105075.msg1307723#msg1307723 date=1350992677]
[quote author=liltex link=topic=105075.msg1307686#msg1307686 date=1350965580]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
[/quote] Thats some good stuff there  ;D
[/quote]

Your right, that Avatar Brain is certainly lacking.  Translate it in Ebonics then.......... ;D ;D ;D

OK, I am going to need a Liberty County translation please.... ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]can't translate from anywhere to make you understand.. I mean look at the brain on your avatar... IJS
[/quote]
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[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1307758" timestamp="1350996029"]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=105075.msg1307755#msg1307755 date=1350995924]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=105075.msg1307748#msg1307748 date=1350995536]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=105075.msg1307723#msg1307723 date=1350992677]
[quote author=liltex link=topic=105075.msg1307686#msg1307686 date=1350965580]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
[/quote] Thats some good stuff there  ;D
[/quote]

Your right, that Avatar Brain is certainly lacking.  [b]Translate it in Ebonics then.[/b]......... ;D ;D ;D

OK, I am going to need a Liberty County translation please.... ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]can't translate from anywhere to make you understand.. I mean look at the brain on your avatar... IJS
[/quote]
[/quote]Got your post in the wrong spot  ::) but whatever... That would be a job for Tyronne.. But he has left the state apparently..
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[quote name="octfeb" post="1307762" timestamp="1350996199"]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=105075.msg1307758#msg1307758 date=1350996029]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=105075.msg1307755#msg1307755 date=1350995924]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=105075.msg1307748#msg1307748 date=1350995536]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=105075.msg1307723#msg1307723 date=1350992677]
[quote author=liltex link=topic=105075.msg1307686#msg1307686 date=1350965580]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
[/quote] Thats some good stuff there  ;D
[/quote]

Your right, that Avatar Brain is certainly lacking.  [b]Translate it in Ebonics then.[/b]......... ;D ;D ;D

OK, I am going to need a Liberty County translation please.... ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]can't translate from anywhere to make you understand.. I mean look at the brain on your avatar... IJS
[/quote]
[/quote]Got your post in the wrong spot  ::) but whatever... That would be a job for Tyronne.. But he has left the state apparently..
[/quote]

Is he locked up North of Dayton or what?  That dune vanished!!!!  Heck, if Obama can watch a raid in Pakistan, surely he can find dial-up...... 
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[quote name="PN-G bamakid" post="1307414" timestamp="1350944368"]
[center][font=times new roman]

[size=36pt][u][b]20-4A Tribune[/b][/u][/size]

[size=24pt]Bulldogs Pulverize Panthers[/size]
Nederland's Neumann Neutralizes Blowzen (Picture Below); School Mascot Sighted After Game Gnawing on Turkey Bone

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NedvsOzen.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]VIDOR STUNNED AT HOME!!!!![/size]
Following Shocking Loss to Indians, Vidor's mytwocents Remains Indignant; Picture Below:

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/VidorPirateCheerleader.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Burning Black Pearl Crashes In Neches River, Causes Oil Spill[/size]
Fire Started by Accident During Halftime Show Causes Navigator to Lose Control; EPA Fines School District, Superintendent Lays Off 52 More Teachers, Sells Elementary School

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/BlackPearlonFire.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Sezer Seizes L-Train[/size]
Slumberton Takes Beating from Bears, Upholds Reputation as Homecoming Opponent of Choice

[size=24pt]Cat-Fight of the Century Occurs in Livingston[/size]
Lions, Jaguars Square Off in the Jungle; Dead Birds, Hairballs & Empty Mosquito Spray Cans Litter Field After Game

[size=18pt]In Other News:[/size]

Scientists in Dayton Perform First Ever After-Birth Abortion; Smoking Baby, Reportedly Begging For Relief After Latest BH Beatdown, Volunteered For First Test

Obama, Romney Square Off On Stage for a Third Time; Both Sides Still Unhappy With Moderator, Claim Dishonesty & Favoritism

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[/quote] This one have GOT to go into the classics archives. Once Again, Bandkid, Brilliant!
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[quote name="liltex" post="1307686" timestamp="1350965580"]
Dayton spanks da Barbies enuff to make investors tremble as Barbie stock falls $3.00 a share.Best news from Bh is they've developed a new white grape that tastes like grape.Plan to open a new winery and introduce their 1st line of wine One and Done.Feature private reserve stock red "Purple Reins" with plans for a Moanback ;D
[/quote] :D
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[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="1307813" timestamp="1350999716"]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=105075.msg1307414#msg1307414 date=1350944368]
[center][font=times new roman]

[size=36pt][u][b]20-4A Tribune[/b][/u][/size]

[size=24pt]Bulldogs Pulverize Panthers[/size]
Nederland's Neumann Neutralizes Blowzen (Picture Below); School Mascot Sighted After Game Gnawing on Turkey Bone

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NedvsOzen.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]VIDOR STUNNED AT HOME!!!!![/size]
Following Shocking Loss to Indians, Vidor's mytwocents Remains Indignant; Picture Below:

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/VidorPirateCheerleader.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Burning Black Pearl Crashes In Neches River, Causes Oil Spill[/size]
Fire Started by Accident During Halftime Show Causes Navigator to Lose Control; EPA Fines School District, Superintendent Lays Off 52 More Teachers, Sells Elementary School

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/BlackPearlonFire.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Sezer Seizes L-Train[/size]
Slumberton Takes Beating from Bears, Upholds Reputation as Homecoming Opponent of Choice

[size=24pt]Cat-Fight of the Century Occurs in Livingston[/size]
Lions, Jaguars Square Off in the Jungle; Dead Birds, Hairballs & Empty Mosquito Spray Cans Litter Field After Game

[size=18pt]In Other News:[/size]

Scientists in Dayton Perform First Ever After-Birth Abortion; Smoking Baby, Reportedly Begging For Relief After Latest BH Beatdown, Volunteered For First Test

Obama, Romney Square Off On Stage for a Third Time; Both Sides Still Unhappy With Moderator, Claim Dishonesty & Favoritism

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[/quote] This one have GOT to go into the classics archives. Once Again, Bandkid, Brilliant!
[/quote]

Not too many on here actually makes me laugh...yours did, thanks.
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