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[font=Times New Roman][b][size=36pt]The Remodeled Reservation Has Its Revenge[/size]
[size=18pt]Lions Run Back to The Jungle As Tribe Repays Livingston for First Loss in New Stadium; Lionfan Calls in and Cancels Internet Service

Panthers take "Blow" out of "Blowzen," Central Now Nicknamed "Blowmont Middle"

SETX Teams Everywhere Honor Fallen Comrade Reggie Garrett[/size][/b][/font]
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Eagles fly in to take on the Broncos in the Old River Shootout w/bb guns against a football team w/lots of high powered weapons.Hill fans make some noise early when Dayton fumbles in the endzone and is sacked for 1st 2 points and are screaming Hoops there it is as the cheerleaders launch mini basketballs to the crowd.Dayton 35 BH 2 @ the half.Dayton comes out w/a new play named the fumble roo ski and puts up a 30 spot.The Ski brothers celebrate the 65-2 final-Ripkowski,Ubonoski,Kapalski ;D
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[quote name="liltex" post="852638" timestamp="1285068682"]
Eagles fly in to take on the Broncos in the Old River Shootout w/bb guns against a football team w/lots of high powered weapons.Hill fans make some noise early when Dayton fumbles in the endzone and is sacked for 1st 2 points and are screaming Hoops there it is as the cheerleaders launch mini basketballs to the crowd.Dayton 35 BH 2 @ the half.Dayton comes out w/a new play named the fumble roo ski and puts up a 30 spot.The Ski brothers celebrate the 65-2 final-Ripkowski,Ubonoski,Kapalski ;D
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I think one of those fish you caught with me the other day might have fined your brain........ ;D ;D ;D It must be spreading too, your bud Purple on another thread is showing signs of Stupodius Sickomus as well. 

BH takes the gloves off and shows a passing attack that has been withheld for just this game.  QB Denny throws for 256 yards and rushs for another 120.  Dayton's Qb throws 2 interceptions, allowing a total of 4 turnovers.  Fellow team mates throw their helmets. 
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                                                      [b]KILGORE NEWS HEARLD..!!![/b]

After being totally frustrated by the visiting Kirbyville Wildcats,Wills Point coach runs in the play to the qb.The qb wanting to be a hero,thinks the coach has mis-read the defense and decides to call his own play,The play ends with a 15 yard loss and another 15 yards tacked on for unnecessary roughness against one of their own team members...... ;D
                                   
                                                         
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BH takes the gloves off and shows a passing attack that has been withheld for just this game.  QB Denny throws for 256 yards and rushs for another 120(<--- says the smoken infantile u know who u are), who went and stole the infamous purple kool-aid wore his  8) sunglasses during the game cause he was trying to hide the fact that he drank it. Silly smoken infantile was caught sitting on the Bronco side so he was confused on who threw for 256 yards and rushed for another 120.. Dayton wins the game and parades the smoken infantile round for all to see who stole the purple kool-aid. footnote smoken baby might wanna clean the purple kool-aid stains off the mouth next time.  
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Bears couldn't outscore 'em this time.  49-42 L-Train

The message boards are on fire.  The Barber's Ant Mound bog the Broncos down.  Steal the win

Ganders 'fly away' with their first win of the season

First Cat fight @ Butch Stadium.  Scratched up and bleeding, Jaguar climb out victorious.  Animal control called in to remove dead Panther

Many fans in Port Neches heard saying, 'dang, looks like deja vu'!

Ever heard of a pirate ship getting 'beached'?

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Dayton Texas is the center of and investigation of missing footballs. At the game friday night both teams reported that the Football was continuesly reported missing by their players. Early opinions by the police say that it could just be a bad case of not being able to hold on to the ball.
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[quote name="SKINS" post="853565" timestamp="1285169138"]
Dayton Texas is the center of and investigation of missing footballs. At the game friday night both teams reported that the Football was continuesly reported missing by their players. Early opinions by the police say that it could just be a bad case of not being able to hold on to the ball.
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Lol  :D I like it!
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