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SgtRey

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[color=maroon][u][b]SGT REY'S Chronicle[/b][/u][/color]

"[b][color=black]TITANS[/color][/b] SPANK ALICE TO TEARS!! ALICE TO COMMENCE PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING MONDAY"

"[b][color=red]DA'[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] BEATS [b][color=goldenrod]IKE[/color][/b] [b][color=red]RED[/color][/b] AND [b][color=blue]ROYAL BLUE!![/color][/b], [b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] DRIVE AWAY SINGING [b][color=black]'WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT!!?[/color][/b]

"[b][color=red]RAIDERS[/color][/b] RETURN SOUTH IN NEW FUR COATS, SEVERAL NAKED [b][color=maroon]TIGERS[/color][/b] ARRESTED IN [b][color=maroon]SILSBEE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT"

" [b][color=black]VIDOR[/color][/b] TO MOVE DOWN TO 2 A, AFTER GETTING HIT BY A [b][color=red]FO[/color][/b][b][color=black]RD[/color][/b]!!!"

" A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM FORMED INTO A [b][color=purple]HURRICANE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT AND DISMANTLES SEVERAL [b][color=maroon]JAGUARS[/color][/b]!! ALL STATE LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION.....

"IN OTHER NEWS,  PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SCHEDULED TO ATTEND THIS WEEK'S [b][color=red]KATY[/color][/b] / [b][color=red]WEST[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] GAME AT 'THE BUTCH'...RUMOR IS HE WILL BE ATTENDING TAILGATE FESTIVITIES AND THE GAME WITH [b][color=blue]BRUIN [/color][/b]FANS WEARING THE  [b][color=blue]#5[/color][/b] JERSEY "
;D ;D
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Anafanatic

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Sour taste for Sour Lake...
Bridge City turn me loose & set me free...
Wood who, Wood-ville...
Raiders bring the lumber by the ton...
Gage this, Nederland goes to 2-1
Will Kirbyville every play a 5A?  Wildcats roll...
Dayton asks, can you "diggs" us a hole?  Bronc0-2...
How to catch a stingaree by the Groves...
Newton wins, kicking and screaming...
Balls to the wall, Central starts 0-3...
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Jackthehammer

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[quote name="SgtRey" post="841785" timestamp="1283952559"]
[color=maroon][u][b]SGT REY'S Chronicle[/b][/u][/color]

"[b][color=black]TITANS[/color][/b] SPANK ALICE TO TEARS!! ALICE TO COMMENCE PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING MONDAY"

"[b][color=red]DA'[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] BEATS [b][color=goldenrod]IKE[/color][/b] [b][color=red]RED[/color][/b] AND [b][color=blue]ROYAL BLUE!![/color][/b], [b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] DRIVE AWAY SINGING [b][color=black]'WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT!!?[/color][/b]

"[b][color=red]RAIDERS[/color][/b] RETURN SOUTH IN NEW FUR COATS, SEVERAL NAKED [b][color=maroon]TIGERS[/color][/b] ARRESTED IN [b][color=maroon]SILSBEE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT"

" [b][color=black]VIDOR[/color][/b] TO MOVE DOWN TO 2 A, AFTER GETTING HIT BY A [b][color=red]FO[/color][/b][b][color=black]RD[/color][/b]!!!"

" A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM FORMED INTO A [b][color=purple]HURRICANE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT AND DISMANTLES SEVERAL [b][color=maroon]JAGUARS[/color][/b]!! ALL STATE LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION.....

"IN OTHER NEWS,  PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SCHEDULED TO ATTEND THIS WEEK'S [b][color=red]KATY[/color][/b] / [b][color=red]WEST[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] GAME AT 'THE BUTCH'...RUMOR IS HE WILL BE ATTENDING TAILGATE FESTIVITIES AND THE GAME WITH [b][color=blue]BRUIN [/color][/b]FANS WEARING THE  [b][color=blue]#5[/color][/b] JERSEY "
;D ;D
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You had me till you threw the Obama thing in there.........
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SgtRey

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[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="841918" timestamp="1283967680"]
[quote author=SgtRey link=topic=72585.msg841785#msg841785 date=1283952559]
[color=maroon][u][b]SGT REY'S Chronicle[/b][/u][/color]

"[b][color=black]TITANS[/color][/b] SPANK ALICE TO TEARS!! ALICE TO COMMENCE PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING MONDAY"

"[b][color=red]DA'[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] BEATS [b][color=goldenrod]IKE[/color][/b] [b][color=red]RED[/color][/b] AND [b][color=blue]ROYAL BLUE!![/color][/b], [b][color=blue]BRUINS[/color][/b] DRIVE AWAY SINGING [b][color=black]'WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT!!?[/color][/b]

"[b][color=red]RAIDERS[/color][/b] RETURN SOUTH IN NEW FUR COATS, SEVERAL NAKED [b][color=maroon]TIGERS[/color][/b] ARRESTED IN [b][color=maroon]SILSBEE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT"

" [b][color=black]VIDOR[/color][/b] TO MOVE DOWN TO 2 A, AFTER GETTING HIT BY A [b][color=red]FO[/color][/b][b][color=black]RD[/color][/b]!!!"

" A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM FORMED INTO A [b][color=purple]HURRICANE[/color][/b] LAST NIGHT AND DISMANTLES SEVERAL [b][color=maroon]JAGUARS[/color][/b]!! ALL STATE LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION.....

"IN OTHER NEWS,  PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SCHEDULED TO ATTEND THIS WEEK'S [b][color=red]KATY[/color][/b] / [b][color=red]WEST[/color][/b] [b][color=blue]BROOK[/color][/b] GAME AT 'THE BUTCH'...RUMOR IS HE WILL BE ATTENDING TAILGATE FESTIVITIES AND THE GAME WITH [b][color=blue]BRUIN [/color][/b]FANS WEARING THE  [b][color=blue]#5[/color][/b] JERSEY "
;D ;D
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You had me till you threw the Obama thing in there.........
[/quote]Sorry no refunds.. ;)
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UgotTRUCKED

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[quote name="raideroldtimer" post="840401" timestamp="1283795452"]
[b][size=16pt]PAM MEETS ALICE, CAT FIGHT ENSUES.
DA BROOK DOES "[i]NOT[/i]" LIKE IKE!!
THE BRONCS GET THE ANGLE ON THE 'CATS.
CENTRAL JAGS, WHERE ARE YOU?
SHOOTOUT IN HARDIN COUNTY, TIGERS GET "[i]STUFFED[/i]" INTO LOCOMOTIVES' TANK.
[color=red][size=10pt]MONT BELVIEU BULLDOZES AREA IN SHAME, HILL NO LONGER EXISTS.[/size][/color]
ANIMAL CONTROL CATCHES BULLDOG WITH EAGLE FEATHER STILL IN ITS' TEETH.
PIRATES LOSE THEIR TREASURE, KIRBYVILLE UPDATES STADIUM WITH NEW PLANKS.
BEARS GET INTO CAT FIGHT, AAAAH NO PROBLEM.
TEXAS CITY SUFFERS ANOTHER EXPLOSION, BP NOT TO BLAME THIS TIME.
HARDIN PULLS OFF ANOTHER LAST SECOND THRILLER THEN MOVES ON TO 2ND QUARTER OF BLOWOUT.[/size][/b]
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That's just wrong man. :)
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[quote name="Anafanatic" post="841800" timestamp="1283954662"]
Sour taste for Sour Lake...
Bridge City turn me loose & set me free...
Wood who, Wood-ville...
Raiders bring the lumber by the ton...
Gage this, Nederland goes to 2-1
Will Kirbyville every play a 5A?  Wildcats roll...
Dayton asks, can you "diggs" us a hole?  Bronc0-2...
How to catch a stingaree by the Groves...
Newton wins, kicking and screaming...
Balls to the wall, Central starts 0-3...
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These are some good headlines 8)
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[quote name="UgotTRUCKED" post="841926" timestamp="1283968800"]
[quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72585.msg840401#msg840401 date=1283795452]
[b][size=16pt]PAM MEETS ALICE, CAT FIGHT ENSUES.
DA BROOK DOES "[i]NOT[/i]" LIKE IKE!!
THE BRONCS GET THE ANGLE ON THE 'CATS.
CENTRAL JAGS, WHERE ARE YOU?
SHOOTOUT IN HARDIN COUNTY, TIGERS GET "[i]STUFFED[/i]" INTO LOCOMOTIVES' TANK.
[color=red][size=10pt]MONT BELVIEU BULLDOZES AREA IN SHAME, HILL NO LONGER EXISTS.[/size][/color]
ANIMAL CONTROL CATCHES BULLDOG WITH EAGLE FEATHER STILL IN ITS' TEETH.
PIRATES LOSE THEIR TREASURE, KIRBYVILLE UPDATES STADIUM WITH NEW PLANKS.
BEARS GET INTO CAT FIGHT, AAAAH NO PROBLEM.
TEXAS CITY SUFFERS ANOTHER EXPLOSION, BP NOT TO BLAME THIS TIME.
HARDIN PULLS OFF ANOTHER LAST SECOND THRILLER THEN MOVES ON TO 2ND QUARTER OF BLOWOUT.[/size][/b]
[/quote]

That's just wrong man. :)
[/quote]LOL, all in fun man, all in fun.  ;) :D
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Matthews storms the field again hollering at refs and opposing coachs!! but this time its Coach Alvarez that has to make a public apology because of his actions.  ;D
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'Jaguar' is on on cruise control as they throw 'Balls' into the stands...

'Alice' in wonderland?  No, They will think they are in No man's land after Memorial gets a hold of them!

Faint Train horn heard in distance.  No, it was a mean tiger roar

After Tonight's big win, West Brook FINALLY gets an article on front page of the Suprise.  People of PN-G and Nederland outraged.

After losing 21-0 at the half, Faircloth puts the 'Indian Spirit' in at RB.  Indians score 42 unanswered points.

K-Ville Player Ford quoted saying 'there is no sunken treasure here tonight'.
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[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="843337" timestamp="1284158614"]
'Jaguar' is on on cruise control as they throw 'Balls' into the stands...

'Alice' in wonderland?  No, They will think they are in No man's land after Memorial gets a hold of them!

Faint Train horn heard in distance.  No, it was a mean tiger roar

[b][color=red]After Tonight's big win, West Brook FINALLY gets an article on front page of the Suprise.  People of PN-G and Nederland outraged.[/color][/b]
After losing 21-0 at the half, Faircloth puts the 'Indian Spirit' in at RB.  Indians score 42 unanswered points.

K-Ville Player Ford quoted saying 'there is no sunken treasure here tonight'.
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Probably not  LU is back into the picture.  But this is a good thing.
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[quote name="WeedBegone" post="843348" timestamp="1284159552"]
[quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=72585.msg843337#msg843337 date=1284158614]
'Jaguar' is on on cruise control as they throw 'Balls' into the stands...

'Alice' in wonderland?  No, They will think they are in No man's land after Memorial gets a hold of them!

Faint Train horn heard in distance.  No, it was a mean tiger roar

[b][color=red]After Tonight's big win, West Brook FINALLY gets an article on front page of the Suprise.  People of PN-G and Nederland outraged.[/color][/b]
After losing 21-0 at the half, Faircloth puts the 'Indian Spirit' in at RB.  Indians score 42 unanswered points.

K-Ville Player Ford quoted saying 'there is no sunken treasure here tonight'.
[/quote]

Probably not  LU is back into the picture.  But this is a good thing.
[/quote]LU or not, next Sunday the front page is ours!
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