Englebert

!score 35-0 Q3

!score 28-0 HALF

!score 28-0 Q2

!score 21-0 Q2

!score 14-0 Q2

!score 7-0 Q1

1. North Shore 2. CE King 3. Baytown Sterling 4. La Porte 5. Lufkin 6. Dayton 7. Lake Creek 8. Montgomery 9. Huffman Hargrave 10. Bridge City 11. Little Cypress-Mauriceville 12. Hamshire-Fannett 13. Hardin-Jefferson 14. Center 15. Silsbee 16. Carthage 17. Anahuac 18. East Chambers 19. Lexington 20. Palestine Westwood 21. Big Sandy 22. Arp 23. Colmesneil 24. West Hardin 25. West Sabine

1. Atascocita 2. CE King 3. North Shore 4. La Porte 5. Lufkin 6. Beaumont United 7. Galena Park 8. Fort Bend Crawford 9. Brenham 10. Santa Fe 11. Texas City 12. Montgomery 13. Livingston 14. Hamshire-Fannett 15. Jasper 16. Shepherd 17. Silsbee 18. Diboll 19. Little Cypress-Mauriceville 20. Tatum 21. Fairfield 22. West Rusk 23. Hemphill 24. Joaquin 25. San Augustine

1. Atascocita 2. Clear Creek 3. Crosby 4. North Crowley 5. Baytown Sterling 6. PA Memorial 7. West Brook 8. Port Neches-Groves 9. Huntsville 10. Rosenburg Terry 11. Navasota 12. Nederland 13. Buna 14. St. Pius X 15. Trinity 16. Diboll 17. Fairfield 18. West Hardin 19. Orangefield 20. Garrison 21. Shelbyville 22. Timpson 23. Cushing 24. Louise 25. Oakwood FREEBIE

!score 42-10 Q4

!score 42-10 Q3

!score 42-3 Q3

!score 35-3 Q3

!score 28-3 Half

!score 28-3 Q2

!score 21-3 Q2

!score 21-7 Q2

!score 14-3 Q2

!score 7-3 Q2

!score 7-3 Q1

!score 0-3 Q1

1. C.E. King 2. Barbers Hill 3. Brazoswood 4. La Porte 5. Santa Fe 6. A&M Consolidated 7. St Thomas Catholic 8. Spring Woods 9. West Fork 10. Splendora 11. Little Cypress-Mauriceville 12. Livingston 13. Hardin-Jefferson 14. Bridge City 15. Crockett 16. West Rusk 17. Warren 18. Malakoff 19. Trinity 20. Hardin 21. Newton 22. Brook Hill 23. Deweyville 24. Alto 25. Union Hill

1. Spring 2. Crosby 3. North Shore 4. Summer Creek 5. Kingwood Park 6. Lumberton 7. PN-G 8. Brazoswood 9. Texas City 10. Brenham 11. Bastrop 12. Caney Creek 13. Woodville 14. Rusk 15. Hamshire-Fannett 16. Jasper 17. West Orange-Stark 18. Buna 19. Liberty 20. Crockett 21. Evadale 22. West Hardin 23. Joaquin 24. Cushing 25. Kelly Catholic

A couple more: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake. After two agonizing days of pain, the rattlesnake finally died.

Some of my favorites: When asked how many push ups he can do, Chuck Norris responded "All of them". Chuck Norris can bounce a bowling ball. When monsters go to sleep they check under the bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the only person that can divide by zero. Chuck Norris went to a feminist convention. He left with a freshly ironed shirt and a sandwich.