Mr. Buddy Garrity

Told yall he would throw another soon. Mallett not saving yall arses today. The curse is on. Enjoy.

Exans pitiful. Im warming up that seat on the couch next to us though. I got dibs on the dip first though.

Hoyer gonna Hoyer lol. Int. KC ball

Dumbarses. Wasted a play lol

Watt in the wildcat lol

13-0 KC 2nd qtr

Apparently your GM doesn't know.

Its just like how football was in 2014.

@McClain_on_NFL: Texans are like puppies. So excited to be here and can't help but pee all over the carpet.

Hoping for a Derrick Johnson pick6 here.

They need a QB. 10-0 KC 2nd qtr

End of 1, 7-0 KC. Exans should be up by double digits, thank you Hoyer.

Hoyer gonna Hoyer lol. KC ball

Stating the obvious, Exan fans lol

@marchmadness: Motley and crew take down No. 13 Iowa State! Forward comes off bench to put up 27 and 13 in Baylor's 94-89 win. [Hidden Content]

Only texans I know is Lamar High. You mean Exans??

Looking at the scoreboard: 7-0 KC. Hoyer will throw another int soon. Enjoy.

Int! KC ball, enjoy.

Enjoy.

And best believe yall gonna regret letting a Hog go. The curse is on and it already started with a Hog scoring. Enjoy.

Knile Davis! 106 yd KO return!

Woooooooooooo piggggggggg Soooooiee!

@SeifertESPN: Per @saltersl, Jadeveon Clowney stormed out of Texans locker room and left stadium when deactivated. Thought was healthy enough to play.

Better not lose. Or else

*sigh*