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Where is Uncle Larry?

Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak Pak!!!!!

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Not bad for a 3rd team cast off

How many rushing

Done. I’ll get with the appropriate people. Please don’t tell Soulja1....

Please refer to him as Legend Killer!!!! In my best ROCK impersonation.. It doesn’t matter when they pulled LK!!!

Please refer to Shug as Legend Killer until after next week. This is in appreciation of Uncle Larry’s early retirement..

I would replace x box with co head coaches... Pakronos and Soulja1...

You is cray cray.

Best post I have ever seen from a Lumberton fan. My dislike for Lumberton is because of the mentality of the town. Just as you stated. But what one needs to understand that starts from day 1. Meaning STJFL. And that, is where Lumberton starts off on the wrong foot and others don’t. I could go on and on, feel free to PM me and I will give you my thoughts. I have said it before winning at PNG is often mistaken for arrogance. That’s the furthest thing from the truth. It’s how the community has been brought up. If my kid is an athlete, he better rep the three letters with everything he has. If he is a band member, he better strive to be the best dam band player in the land. If she is a twirler, she better not drop that baton... Because in our mind... if you practice enough and want it enough, you can do it... Period. I promise you one thing. I’ll use RJ (Legend Killer) as my example. He might be the best leader on the team and he might have them kids coming out because he is a leader. But he is doing what his leader at home taught him to do. That’s how it works. Momma and daddy are accountable, so RJ is accountable. That goes for all kids, I just use him as my example. Moral victories do not exist. Because as I have said before. We are not all winners.. You either win or lose!!! Nederland is a prime example. Once the laughing stock of the district. Larry Legend came in a changed the mentality. It can be done. Just need to have the right people in place as you stated...

Anyone over the age of 42 will need a trick play with the exception of a few years in between.. Let me know I can get a stat guy to get us the pertinent info if needed...

Better than generations?!!

I will Not break out all the record stuff. Not looking to embarrass anyone... In the words of the famous Buddy Garritty.... Swamp mutts going down!!!!

Breaking news.... Not only is Chumperton providing Kleenex. The Chumpees will be set up in the second ditch off Nederland Ave giving away free Chumparitas!!!!! And no one can make a Chumperita like a Chumpee. Must show valid ID with a Nederland address....

2 year PAM is in the district. As of today.. 1-1 vs PNG 3 playoff games to 3 with PNG 1 DC to 1 DC with PNG Hmmmmm.....

Maybe Chumperella will swoop in and save them!!!

Come on man!!!! Stand by your puppies. No participant ribbon talk. Pups at home, best coach in the district, stable of backs, ruff ruff ruff heard city wide. Pups sound like the favorite.. Larry legend in the press box secretly giving advice.... I’m still looking for a bet and a ditch parking pass. Called Hamilton at the city and he said you have to be a pup grad for a pass. Sounds about right. Chumperton booster club delivering 2 pallets of Kleenex at pup kennel today for the achy breakt fans. Get your popcorn ready. Legend killer coming back to town. Last year he put Uncle Larry In retirement. Who goes this year. And that’s the bottom line..... Cuz..... Yeah someone said so.... I’ll give points. And I’ll being Chorizo and eggs for everyone!!!!!! Once again thanks to L Train 11 for the Kleenex!!!

Im at a loss for words!!!! And in Zavalla with bad service!!!

I’ll be honest it was not the booster club that stepped in. The money was given by the Lumberton Boosters. It was borrowed money from a previous game between two other schools. I know that’s hard to follow but just trust me. And I would think it would take at least 4 of your friends to beat Livingston. I do think we could put together an adult flag football team and beat several teams in the district. But back to the topic of this post. Please understand where the money came from for future reference. Word is that PAM is supplying The Pups with funding for next Friday. I have also been told that a few old TJ alum are supplying PNG with funding so it should be interesting. Might very well see a total of 44 flags thrown on MCM. I threw the number 44 out for Ron!!

Very difficult to compare because of how the game has changed. Offensively I think this is one of the better PNG teams. As a whole, more than likely not a top 10 team due to defense and special teams.

I’m my best Beastie Boys Voice.... Lets kick it!!!!!