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[quote name="Ron Burgundy" post="746658" timestamp="1263966440"]
H.I. Mom,

Will you apply for the HC job at HF when it opens, please?
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Good one Ron.... :D
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If you can get me in Ron, I’ll split the check with ya! ;)
Here is a list of my few HC credentials?

1. Shouting obnoxious things from the sideline!
2. When someone goes down on the field, walk around in circles and mumble, “Oh my God, Oh my God, please don’t be hurt.”
3. Motion for a foul and yell, “Where’s the flag?”
4. Watching SportsCenter during football season at least twice a week.
5. Forced Butt Kissing, as in the whinny kid’s parents, and the power tripping administrators.
6. And last but not least, putting up with smart-alecky on-line posters.

I also have this bad habit, when someone hits my kid; I have to be restrained by my husband, all the while shouting, “DON’T TOUCH MY BABY.”
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