East TX Posted August 16, 2009 Report Posted August 16, 2009 The poet had written better poems, but he'd also written verse. Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them. During an earthquake in California a bank went into default. Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food. How do farmers make crop circles? With a protractor.
East TX Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Posted August 16, 2009 A little bonus today... 'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.' -Mark Twain +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
EAGLE07 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Posted August 17, 2009 The poet had written better poems, but he'd also written verse. Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them. During an earthquake in California a bank went into default. Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food. How do farmers make crop circles? With a protractor. Not bad...not bad at all. ;D
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