funny comments you can yell at the zebras

[snafu]

Actually, in defense of the refs I heard this one about us fans:  The definition of a football fan is a guy that can detect a marginal hold in the interior line from the top of the stands, but can't find his car in the parking lot after the game!

;D ;D ;D :o 8) :

[vidor pirate]

Hey ref, you call that ball short by inches? I heard your wife say the same thing............

oh no he didnt!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahaha

[vidor pirate]

heard this on a football game

the refs are gonna have to ice their elbows at half time

i think troy aikman said it lmao

[teeboan]

Hey ref, you call that ball short by inches? I heard your wife say the same thing............

you should hear what we refs say about the local yokels in the stands....the players get a kick out of it!

[DPfootballPrincess]

Its funny how all you old people with bad eye sight can see more about what goes on on the field from the top of the stands than the refs can see 10 yards away. Learn the rules. The State of Texas is short of officials because everyone that knows everything about football is sitting in the stands trying to figure out what the heck is going on. If you think you can do a better job, the South East Texas Chapter of Football Officials meets every Monday night at the IBEW hall in Beaumont TX. Why don't you show up and join. That way we can find out just how good your eye sight is.

I am not old, i have good eye sight, i AM about 10 yards away and i do know the rules. I am a student in high school so i cannot ref yet. Even though i want my team to win with my whole heart, it still upsets me when there is an unfair call called against our opposing team. Everyone comes out to support and watch boys play football against boys playing football, we don't show up for boys to play men in stripes

[Guest tombraider]

'' Hey ref!! does your wife know you're screwing us?!?" haha

[Bucof2010]

Hey ref, you call that ball short by inches? I heard your wife say the same thing............

Cant believe sombody went there lmao

[24 over par]

'' Hey ref!! does your wife know you're screwing us?!?" haha

now thats funny

[PoppaBearstarr]

Man yall are tough on these guys, you do realize most of them do it because they love the game, yes they get paid, but it isn't enough. It's not like anyone is getting rich off of it, it pays their expenses and maybe out to eat a couple of times. They are human....and we all make mistakes. I'm not a ref but I have several friends that are and I have learned allot from them. Besides if you had the best view from the stands there would be section roped off just for them.

[jrrd2010]

Man yall are tough on these guys, you do realize most of them do it because they love the game, yes they get paid, but it isn't enough. It's not like anyone is getting rich off of it, it pays their expenses and maybe out to eat a couple of times. They are human....and we all make mistakes. I'm not a ref but I have several friends that are and I have learned allot from them. Besides if you had the best view from the stands there would be section roped off just for them.

Man we know they are doing the best sometime its frustrating and fun to yell at them. It relives stress.

[grizzly62]

'' Hey ref!! does your wife know you're screwing us?!?" haha

now thats funny

TOOOOO FUNNY

[KyeWall]

Ha, How bout this one?

Hey Ref! Whistle works better when you don't SUCK!

Thats one of my favorites.

[jrrd2010]

Ha, How bout this one?

Hey Ref! Whistle works better when you don't SUCK!

Thats one of my favorites.

Thats pretty funny! lol

[YankeeDawg]

Blind as a

Has anyone seen my whistle??

Blow it ref...blow it!!

  Whooops..wrong stripes

                 Dang!!! Missed another play

Yeah I know , ya can't really yell these at the ref but you get the point!!

[raideroldtimer]

Hey ref, you call that ball short by inches? I heard your wife say the same thing............

Cant believe sombody went there lmao

Yeah, wait until my referee brother see this one........lol  ;D