Funny Catch Phrases

[stevieray]

I need some funny catch phrases that a person would only hear in Texas at a high school football game...For example the whole "Good Gosh O' Mighty Joe Fridie"

Thanks in advance....

[BMTSoulja1]

Come on Ref.  Your not going to call that facemask?  Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles could have seen that!

[Guest WeedBegone]

This is a repeat--but a favorite of mine

"Boy your gettin run over like a door mat in front of a whore house on nickle night"

and

"Boy your so dumb your brain would rattle in a knats A$$ like a BB in a Box Car"

[stangchain]

"I can go to New Mexico and get two iguanas and a totem pole to call a better game than you.  You're horrible."

[BCWOSfan]

These are more for baseball but good!

I've seen better arms on a chair...

I've seen better cuts under a band-aid...

I've seen better swings on a porch...

[BHEagleMom]

I asked a friend about some sayings and here they are:

"Blood makes the grass grow!"

"They flipped him like a cheese omelet!"

"Jumped on that like a chicken on a june bug!"

this was once was told to a ref....... "you should be so ashamed about that call, you need to back up to get your paycheck!"

"you hit like a girl!"

"my sister can block better than that"

those are just a few...... that have actually been said, heard, etc!