I need bail

One of my dear old friends contact me and told me of the LCM situation. Apparently someone with the screen name whatdoiknow was wondering what I would think about the recent crazy postings about the vacant FB/AD position. I took the opportunity to read some of these post just to see what is all the fuss about. Wow!!!!!! During my younger days on "Texas Hoops", I would be itching to write a "Top 10 List". Now that I am a college boy (I am currently enrolled for on-line courses at the University of Mexico at Vancouver), I would like to refrain from my sarcastic wit I used to spill on the pages of T.H. and give you a more intellectual look at the LCM opening. That is why am composing a list in-depth objectives for readers to contemplate. I am calling this list of Objectives, "You may be a LCM AD candidate if you....." Coming to you for your reading pleasures before Christmas. I am on my way to my office to compose this literature, but before I do I am going to go enjoy some beverages and the art of dancing at a respectable establishment call, "Women, Booze & Cheer".

My worst high school playoff lost wasn't really a playoff game, but it was a game that did effect our playoff seeding at the time. We went down to Nederland and got beat! We were head and shoulders better than them, but they were so fired-up to play against us it was unreal. I wanta say that was in 97 or 98...The zenith of the JAMODI era! Their students even went after my mom and one of our assistants wife! I had that effect on people. I can not remember who the coach was at the time for Nederland, but he had them ready to play....with some type of funky 2-2-1 press!

I have notice, at times, you have come across as the bad boy of SETXsports. What is your secret? I admire you going out on the limb to express your opinion. Too many yes men and head nodders on this board. I too once had a reputation such as yours, but I had a religious experience in a Austin County jail cell last month..... I am now trying to keep my opinions to myself, too many goody-goodies like "whatdoiknow" waiting to jump on you. Keep your opinions coming and always have a good lawyer on retainer. ;D

Hey buddy I have seen you have been bashing me pretty good on this board. I am getting a top ten list ready just for you!

Well guys after a few months in the Austin lockup...I have return to the piny woods of Mauriceville with a new attitude. It is amazing what a few months of being locked-up with the Austin weirdos will do to your outlook. I had a chance to go watch the bears the other night. They really looked good! I regret not having a chance to view the entire season....I told my girl friend that our dunebuggy was not street legal and of course it did not help having a empty bottle of Jack on our floor board and driving with no headlights at 2:45 in the morning wasn't very smart.(her not having a green card did not help much either) Oh well I am glad to say that I will be here for the remainder of the season and the playoffs. GO BEARS!!!!!!

Hey my buddy whats with the harsh words last week? If you are so much in the know, tell me when the "legal vidor bb season" starts? I have moved back to my original dwellings in my hometown and I'm ready for some vidorhoops hoops! I am getting kinda of tired of watching BO JO football on Friday nights. Please don't take my kidding around to heart...I am just trying to bring some fun to this board! This is a great board and I am trying to create a bigger fan base. Got to go they are having fried catfish at the "Sparetime" this afternoon.

Let's see, they hunt and fish in Splendora and don't they play 3 man basketball in Huffman...sounds like a basketball guru to me!!!!!

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Vidor must of moved Gary's Coffee Shop to Nederland Ave. !!!!

Serving crow....I did not know Vidor moved Gary's Coffee Shop to Nederland Ave!!!!!

Fishing spots north of vidor....yea...it is call "Toldea Ben"! Not much of a secret there! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

It will not take many of you very long to recognize my sarcastic humor that I once brought to another bb board. But after speaking to my many fans and my road manager, they all agree it is time for me to return to the spotlight. During these next few months I will try to entertain all of you with my unique outlook to the local basketball scene. I can only hope that my humor will be enjoyed by all. Got to run...I have a DPS trying to get my attention. For some reason I believe he thinks I am driving to fast!