KP Panther Footballer

Howdy!   Its me again.  I was just passing through on my way to football practice.  Today we're cleaning up our equipment so we dont taint your Dayton, Texas Godliness with our panther filth.  We are taking the coming loss pretty well, as a matter of fact we are having a farewell get-togather where we will be writing our last will-and-testaments so when we die during the game our posessions can find a loving home.  I would ask if you wanted my things but what does a man have to offer a God?  We were thinking about finger-painting you a poster for your locker room before the game but instead we decided that we would all paint Bronco horse-shoes on our faces!  Boy am I looking forward to that.  We decided as a team to rest our starters due to the high risk of injury they would assume upon entry to the field.  With Love,     The KP Panther Footballer

[size=10pt][glow=red,2,300][i]Boy get off the net and worry about playing. And im not to shure your a player,i would think you would still be at practice..?[/i][/glow][/size] Hey,    Thanks for the advice!  I told my coach your words of wisdom: "get off the net and worry about playing" and he made us have practice today.  You see, we werent even planning on practicing because it seemed ill fated due to your athletic prowice.  Man, and what a tough practice it was, today we had to hit eachother!  It was sooo scary.  I injured myself pretty bad, and I only cried for 6 minutes until the trainer told me it was only a stubbed toe (what a releif!).  Do you guys even practice?  You make it look so natural!  Everyone over here is used to hearing this little saying that we like, it goes something like "The Cowboys may be America's team, but the Dayton Broncos are God's team".  Knowing that will make it just a little easier to accept the fact that we are going to lose.  Anyhoo I was just trying to keep in contact. Your #1 Fan,  The KP Panther Footballer

Hey,     Im a Varsity Football Player at K Park.  Just wanted to let you know that we are very honored to have been given a chance to play such an outstanding yet still humble team.  We obviously dont expect to win due to the unmatchable level of skill with which your high school dream team plays.  When our coaches even mention the Broncos we cower behind whatever is near us.  In fact we arent even coming up with a winning game strategy, w are simply devising a plan in which the outcome is not certain death for everyone on our team... so far no luck. I personally would like nothing more than to kneel on the ground and beg for your mercy.  It is true we hide behind our only two decent players; #31 and #8 and it is also true that us beating Brenham was simply a fluke.  I would like to finish up by saying that when we ineveitably lose we all want to buy season tickets to your next season and we intend to support you in your coming state championship this year. To Be Taken In Complete  Seriousness, The Kingwood Park Panther Footballer P.S. here's a scouting video on our top O-Lineman [Hidden Content];