Football Humor for the Day!!

[NDNSquaw]

Years ago, when Boudreaux was playing High School football, being fresh out of the swamp, and a rather healthy young man, he figured he'd try out for the football team.

Can you tackle? asked the Coach the first day of practice.

"Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"WOW" said the Coach. "I'm very impressed. Can you run?"

"Mais, sure I can run," said Boudreaux.

He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash!!

"Great!" exclaimed the excited Coach. "But, can you pass a football?"

Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated for about 4-3 seconds and said, "Coach, if I can swallow it, I can darn sure pass it, I gar-on-tee!"

[KFDM COOP]

[NedDog]

Ouch!! :shock:

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

and the rest of the story (little known fact) Is Boudreaux had a bunch of dem cousins and uncles and kin and de all move to orange and played football for dat WO-S team....and to dis day they is still passen dem footballs :shock: :shock:

[BigTuna]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: