Coffee Shop Coaches

[Snooks]

Ize sittin in the coffee shop udder day listnin to idle chatter bout the football team and I done herd it all. Dem boys thank they can do better dem sideline walkers. Dem pencil pushers want to change the offense and defense cause they seen some game on espn on a wensday evenin runnin some spred offense. Bullbutter! them sideline walkers no what they a doin. I laffed at dem boys and said you boys dont no come heer from sicem. Dem sideline walkers stay up half the nite worryin bout this stuff why you tryin to please momma.
I toldem loud and cleer. You boys leeve that stuff to dem coaches. Get in dem stands and holler for dem boys and leeve the coaching to dem perfessonals. Bring yur plastic seat to sit on so yu want get no blisters on yo behind sittin in dem stands tellin off on yo opinions. Nother thang. Dem boys in dem coffee shops probaly played the tuba at halftime.

[liltex]

Classic  ;D ;D ;D ;DI luv it.This is some honest humor.

[w]

goodun'...

[CoachTater]

I didn't know Willy Wonka was from southeast Texas!!  Holler if you know what I am talking about!!

[CSI-Texas]

Somebody misses Willie on the Old Coach.

[setxfan1]

Sounds like someone made this dude mad!!!!!!!

[Zoneblock]

Go Willy Go Willy

[highsky]

funny...that was who I first thought of when I read that...ol' Willy Wonka!  Just too bad the "Old Coach" website isn't what it was back in the day.