4 keys to Scottie Scheffler winning the masters today and me winning a milly. #themasters
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) April 14, 2024
1. 1 shot at a time. Don't get too high. Don't get too low
2. Drive for show putt for dough
3. Hits your irons like a warrior poet
4. Don't let your wife go into labor. pic.twitter.com/1VdAYd0GqF