🤣😂You CAN NOT make this 💩 up!!!!😂🤣

The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!🤣😂

Which ‘Core Value’ is this again!?🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn

— Clayton Mott (@MottThunder2) January 15, 2021