Lil Tex's Saturday Morning Headlines 9/14/2019

[BMTSoulja1]

Should be some good ones this week....

[SherriffReesie]

Heard That Brother!!

[BMTSoulja1]

Top story of the day: Full moon seen over southeast Texas.   This triggered an amazing phenomenon where some already aggressive native wolves then transformed to werewolves and wreaked  havoc and left carcasses at PA Memorial  Stadium.  

In other news, this full moon caused the opposite effect just North of PA  Memorial stadium where there are a nice family friendly and very docile distant canine cousins of those ravenous brutes were all mauled to death by another form of wildlife,  actually felines from north Hardin county.  Scientist blame the gravitational  pull on the earth for these strange occurrences.   Researchers are baffled. 

[pakronos]

Wolves bite titans and Morgan in the arse....angry mob of Titan fans form in the parking lot

[BMTSoulja1]

10 minutes ago, pakronos said:

Wolves bite titans and Morgan in the arse....angry mob of Titan fans form in the parking lot

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[chorizo]

!!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

A mouse goes missing in PA after the Titans slaughter some Timberpups under a full moon and marsh smoke. 

[png9mon]

Indians score, Defense handles the load, send Tomball packing back down the road!

[raideroldtimer]

L-Town shave the Furr during Homecoming, L-Town running backs run so many yards it'll be next week before they be Coming Home.

[BMTSoulja1]

New and improved Pirate ship seen making all Caney Creek walk the plank all night long.  

[Majestyk]

WO-S outlasts Newton in 8-OT marathon, 56-54.  After a defensive 0-0 tie during regulation, both offenses woke up in overtime. The two behemoths matched scores to a 54-54 tie thru 7 OTs, including the required 2-point conversion after 2nd OT. Newton's defense stiffened and held the Mustangs on downs to start the 8th OT. The Eagles ensuing game winning FG attempt ended with a bad snap and kicker Hewell McDoole being tackled in the opposite end zone for a safety and a 56-54 WO-S victory.  Elated WO-S coach Cornel Thompson said "I haven't seen anything like this since who flung the chunk, but we'll take it, that's a good team over there."

[ST413]

On 9/10/2019 at 6:28 PM, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

A mouse goes missing in PA after the Titans slaughter some Timberpups under a full moon and marsh smoke. 

That mouse over into the Old Central gym!!!