Hagar Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, TxHoops said: Classic đđ¤Ł.  Happy thanksgiving my friend. And to you and yours Big Buddy!  âď¸ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 My son sent me this, being a connoisseur of music, and then insisted I listen to it. Â Yes folks, this song is a classic. Â And definitely belongs on this thread. Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxHoops Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Thanks to my dear friend @Hagarfor turning me on to this guy. Â Canât believe Iâve never seen him before. Â My wife and I have been laughing at his stuff all day đ Â WOSdrummer99 and Hagar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOSdrummer99 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 14 hours ago, TxHoops said: Thanks to my dear friend @Hagarfor turning me on to this guy. Â Canât believe Iâve never seen him before. Â My wife and I have been laughing at his stuff all day đ Â Who is this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxHoops Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 hour ago, WOSdrummer99 said: Who is this guy? Never heard of him before.  Name is James Gregory.  Heâs hilarious though. WOSdrummer99 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted December 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 On 12/27/2020 at 10:50 AM, TxHoops said: Never heard of him before.  Name is James Gregory.  Heâs hilarious though. He is hilarious and new to me too. There are plenty more where this came from. TxHoops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOSdrummer99 Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 In the political forum, someone mentioned a current regression of our society. Reminded me of a movie... CardinalBacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted January 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 Went to a new restaurant the other night. I asked to see a womanu and the lady looked at me like I was a moron, and she would be right. Hagar and SmashMouth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmashMouth Posted January 11, 2021 Report Share Posted January 11, 2021 On 1/7/2021 at 7:26 PM, WOSdrummer99 said: In the political forum, someone mentioned a current regression of our society. Reminded me of a movie... I remember that show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Not often our Founding Fathers get on this thread, but I just saw this quote from John Adams, our second President. âOne useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congressâ. đđđ¤Łđđ SmashMouth, TxHoops, NetCat and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmashMouth Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Older husband and wife were on vacation enjoying a beautiful relaxing second honeymoon in Belize. Lying on the beach having drinks, the wife turns to her husband and asks, âHoney, if I die before you, will you remarry?â  The man is taken aback with the question and replies, âIn such a beautiful place and on our 2nd honeymoon, why would you ask such a question? I wouldnât even want to start that discussion and ruin this awesome time.â They continued enjoying their lovely trip and eventually went back home. The day after arriving hone, the wife brought it up again. âHoney, if I die before you, will you remarry?â He replied, âI havenât thought about it before you brought it up, but yes, itâs possible.â She then asked, âWould yâall sleep in our bed?â To which he replied, âNo, of course not. That would be disrespectful of you and our marriage.â She asked, âWell what about my jewelry you bought me? Would you let her wear it?â Again he replied, âNo, of course not. Those were things I bought for you. I could never let someone else wear your jewelry.â âWhat about my golf clubs? Would you let her use those?â He replied, âNo, of course not...sheâs a lefty.â Hagar, TxHoops and baddog 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOSdrummer99 Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 TxHoops, LumRaiderFan and 5GallonBucket 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmashMouth Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 14 hours ago, WOSdrummer99 said: That guyâs frickin hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Dedicated is all I can say.....Lol   LumRaiderFan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmashMouth Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, baddog said: Dedicated is all I can say.....Lol   Freakin funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5GallonBucket Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 3 hours ago, baddog said: Dedicated is all I can say.....Lol   Thatâs awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxHoops Posted January 27, 2021 Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Jesus meets a Republican, a libertarian and a democrat. Â He notices the Republican is blind so he lays his hands on him. Â The Republican exclaims âthank you Lord! Â I can finally see.â Â Jesus notices the libertarian is crippled so he walks over and lays his hands on him. Â The Libertarian stands up and cries out, âThank you dear Jesus! Â I can now walk!â Â Finally Jesus walks over to the Democrat. Â The Democrat throws his hands out and screams, âDonât you dare touch me! Â Iâm on disability!â 5GallonBucket, WOSdrummer99, SmashMouth and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted February 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 Â Hagar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 On 2/22/2021 at 8:56 AM, baddog said: Â Bazinga! Â đđđđđđ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxHoops Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 This one is for my favorite Catholic đ  A teenaged boy goes to confessional.  âForgive me Father for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose girl.â The priest asks, âIs that you, Little Johnny?â âYes, Father, it is.â âAnd who was this girl you were with?â âI canât tell you Father.  I donât want to ruin her reputation.â âWell Johnny, Iâm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me how.  Was it Emily Jones?â âI cannot say.â âWas it Lauren Peterâs?â âIâll never tell Father.â âWas it Amelia Parker?â âIâm sorry, but I cannot name her.â âWas it Grace Smith?â âMy lips are sealed.â âOkay, so it was Mia OâMalley then?â âPlease Father.  I really canât tell you.â The priest sighs in frustration.  âYouâre very tight-lipped, and I admire that.  But you have sinned my son, and you have to atone.  You can no longer continue to be an altar boy until 4 months have passed.  Now go and behave yourself.â âYes, Father.â Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jimmy slides over and whispers, âWhatâd you get?â Little Johnny grins... âFour months vacation and 5 good leads!â Hagar, baddog and LumRaiderFan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted June 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 43 minutes ago, TxHoops said: This one is for my favorite Catholic đ  A teenaged boy goes to confessional.  âForgive me Father for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose girl.â The priest asks, âIs that you, Little Johnny?â âYes, Father, it is.â âAnd who was this girl you were with?â âI canât tell you Father.  I donât want to ruin her reputation.â âWell Johnny, Iâm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me how.  Was it Emily Jones?â âI cannot say.â âWas it Lauren Peterâs?â âIâll never tell Father.â âWas it Amelia Parker?â âIâm sorry, but I cannot name her.â âWas it Grace Smith?â âMy lips are sealed.â âOkay, so it was Mia OâMalley then?â âPlease Father.  I really canât tell you.â The priest sighs in frustration.  âYouâre very tight-lipped, and I admire that.  But you have sinned my son, and you have to atone.  You can no longer continue to be an altar boy until 4 months have passed.  Now go and behave yourself.â âYes, Father.â Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jimmy slides over and whispers, âWhatâd you get?â Little Johnny grins... âFour months vacation and 5 good leads!â Lmao. TxHoops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted June 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 Â no-look and Hagar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester86 Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Where is the âMark Forum Readâ button at? Â I know you used to could mark individual threads or all of it as read, but I canât find it anymore. Â My OCD kicks in when I see something lit up. TxHoops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Hagar and LumRaiderFan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOSdrummer99 Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 12 hours ago, Chester86 said: Where is the âMark Forum Readâ button at? Â I know you used to could mark individual threads or all of it as read, but I canât find it anymore. Â My OCD kicks in when I see something lit up. It's at the bottom of the topic list for each forum. Chester86 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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