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90yshallow

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This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   

A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.

The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.

Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 

Hitchcock 35

Hardin 6

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6 minutes ago, 90yshallow said:

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   

A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.

The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of jeans and their Jesus inspired t-shirts.

Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 

Hitchcock 35

Hardin 6

CLASSIC!!!

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1 hour ago, 90yshallow said:

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   

A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.

The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.

Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 

Hitchcock 35

Hardin 6

The guy you’re talking about is more like 6’ lol. I don’t see the fire Haynes campaign starting just yet but hey who knows. Keep in mind that Haynes is bff’s with the board president. 

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1 hour ago, 90yshallow said:

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   

A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.

The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.

Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 

Hitchcock 35

Hardin 6

I literally laughed out loud.

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2 hours ago, 90yshallow said:

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   

A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.

The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.

Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 

Hitchcock 35

Hardin 6

That right there is funny!! And for the most part I bet it's very, very true!

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2 hours ago, 90yshallow said:

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   

A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.

The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.

Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 

Hitchcock 35

Hardin 6

This is about as small town, Texas Friday night football as it gets.

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3 hours ago, 90yshallow said:

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   

A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.

The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.

Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 

Hitchcock 35

Hardin 6

I don't know you sir, but bravo.

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